I know this may come as a shock to you, but Republicans are very sure of things. They are certain.
As a matter of fact, they're so sure and so certain that they apparently feel it's necessary for them to point it out, over and over again. No matter their point, they must point. Literally.
Join me for a look at this certainty on display. So common are their displays of pointing out absolute certainties that it becomes necessary to distinguish between their techniques by labeling them.
I've chosen labels that I feel capture the essence of each technique so others may learn, but which also capture the essence of that particular, learned Republican. They are each so very unique that it's reflected in each technique.
I have borrowed stylistically from the title approach for episodes of The Big Bang Theory. There are a few at the end that are begging for your contributions. Won't you help?
Now it's your turn. Let's hear your captions for Scott Walker, Mike Huckabee, Herman Cain and yes, again, Rick Santorum who apparently can't say anything that isn't a holier-than-thou pronouncement.
And, of course, it should go without saying, please feel free to add you own.