Unless on a moment's notice they get time to change their shoes and then charge.
Folks, this is real. Of course this isn't the most important development. But still.
From the headlines:
North Korean killers in heels: Female soldiers spotted patrolling border as world leaders warn madman dictator he will face tough new sanctions unless he backs down
Foreign secretary William Hague to host counterparts from G8 to discuss 'imminent' missile launch
U.S. warns North Korea is 'skating very close to a dangerous line'
Threat level to 'vital' as communist state's missiles are 'primed and ready'
Battery of missiles could be fired at South Korea, Japan and U.S.
A former North Korean officer says division among the military is rife
Some foreigners evacuate South Korea after warning from North Korea