There’s no such thing as a coincidence. Today I’m looking forward to speaking at a pro-life women’s resource center in Nevada.Yes, there is no such thing. For example, that meteor hit Russia on the same day as I had a Diet Coke. You'd have to be a thundering fool to not think the two things were related.
Considering the role Planned Parenthood has played in looking the other way while the mass murdering abortion doctor Gosnell butchered babies born alive from his horrific infanticide procedures and abused his women patients, it’s perhaps not surprising that this same president sees nothing wrong with allowing his name to be so openly associated with this organization.Well, I think the lesson here is that people deserve to get decent medical care like Planned Parenthood and other groups provide, and not have to resort to back-alley stuff done by a fourth-rate criminal ultra-quack preying on the poor and uninformed, but that's just me. I know, however, that the entire Republican Party is of the opinion that if they kill off Planned Parenthood and all its services, America's women will rightly be forced instead to go to pro-life "resource centers" where they'll learn that using condoms makes Jesus sad and that will make everything better because while being a lying pseudo-medical quack is very, very bad, being a lying pseudo-medical quack who says "Jesus" makes everything all right again and nobody could possibly get hurt from that.
Please take a look at the following excerpt from Jonah Goldberg’s book “Liberal Fascism” for information about the racist and eugenicist origins of Planned Parenthood,Oh, dear God, no. Please do not present quotes to me from the same brilliant tome that made "Hitler was a vegetarian, therefore vegetarians secretly want to kill all the Jews" into actual f--king argument. What's next, citing a Malkin book justifying putting all the womenfolk of baby-havin' age into chastity camps?
May efforts to cull the defenseless and vulnerable not be “blessed,” instead may God bless those who decide that respecting a culture of life in America is the only way to get us out of the mess we’re in.Running down a list of all the military and civilian casualties Sarah Palin's deep-thinking crowd has called for and all the "vulnerable" that have been told to get bent by House Republicans for months now, as they decide which individual elements of the sequester are just embarrassing enough to disassociate themselves from and which are still Good Things because all the people who they hurt are too poor to send lobbyists their way, I give a hearty piss off.
I am deeply sorry for inflicting Sarah Palin on all of you, dear readers. My editors made me do it. As flimsy consolation, I will warn you not to read the fawning Facebook comment thread on that post, since is so absolutely crazy as to make you suspect the entire conservative movement is just a put-on.