Cartoon of a waiter
"Your dinner, Mr. Long."
There has been a lot of bellyaching—that would be as opposed to bellies aching—about the sequester forcing cutbacks to Meals on Wheels. But those seniors who have lost their only guaranteed meal of the day can quit whining. It's not that Republicans don't care about hungry seniors, they just don't know about them. So says Missouri Republican Rep. Billy Long:
"The people that I've talked to seem to be doing well," Long told local news affiliate KOLR10 News. "In fact, when I got out in restaurants here in town, people come up to me. They want to see more sequestration, not less."
So if you can just overcome whatever ailment is keeping you bed or wheelchair ridden, get over to the local Bob Evans and let Mr. Long's corpulent ass know that you're starving (trust me, he'll be there).

Problem solved.

Originally posted to Barbara Morrill on Wed May 01, 2013 at 11:30 AM PDT.

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