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Screenshot of Rep. Darrel Issa tweet
Since the House was already wasting $1.45 million today repealing Obamcare (that's for a grand total of $54 million on 37 votes), apparently Rep. Darrell Issa decided to waste some time on Twitter, too. So he posted the above tweet.

You can probably guess what happened next.

#obamacareinthreewords Even covers car-thieves. @darrellissa
@RL_Miller via TweetDeck
Still not repealed RT @DarrellIssa: Hey folks, #ObamaCareInThreeWords -- go!
@SimonMaloy via web
#ObamaCareinThreeWords Preexisting conditions covered?
@nycsouthpaw via web
#ObamaCareInThreeWords Lower cost prescriptions
@jonhartmannjazz via web
perverse GOP obsession #ObamaCareInThreeWords
@lizzwinstead via TweetDeck
Mitt Romney's plan. #ObamaCareInThreeWords
@jamescdownie via web
Because four words is too complex for republicans #obamacareinthreewords
@runnermatt via Twitter for iPhone
Weepy Orange Drunk #JohnBoehnerInThreeWords
@Thers via web

Then there was this one:

It's. The. Law. #ObamaCareInThreeWords, http://t.co/...
@whitehouse via web

And, finally, some good advice.

Ha ha! Don't write hashtag checks your ass can't cash.
@KagroX via Twitter for iPhone

3:29 PM PT: In case you've been on pins and needles awaiting the outcome of the 37th Obamacare repeal vote, it passed 229-195. Only two Dem defections. We're weeding the blue dog bastards out.

3:39 PM PT: The defecting Dems: McIntyre (NC) & Matheson (UT)

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