I personally think Valve missed a great opportunity on Portal.

"The Pie is a Lie" sounds so much cooler than "The Cake Is a Lie".

It has a rhythm AND a rhyme scheme.

(Total NON-pie Fight Diary ON the Flip)

So, I'm not going to make any pleas here.

I don't do that.  I'm not good at it.

What I am going to do is suggest a NICE open diary where we can swap jokes, just be goofy, and have some fun.

Tension and hostility really SUCK, man...

Oh shit, I think I just flew the DFH flag there...

Hell with it.  Open fricking Diary, say what you want, man...

Here's something to set the mood.

Have fun, I promise to.

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