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Imagine the world as a beautiful mosaic. Or as a magnificent stained-glass window. Take your pick, whichever is easier to SHATTER.

Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.

Life has a way of just sitting there, waiting for you to fuck it up somehow.

Remember: Feelings are only there to be poorly masked with booze.

Cop: Clocked you going 88 and the words “Flux Capacitor” are spray painted on the trunk.

Me: I see where this is going. No, you can’t come.

Cop: Sir, are you high?

Me: Define high.

Cop: Under influence of marijuana.

Me: Define influence.

Cop: Being high.

Me: Define high.

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