ATTENTION RACISTS: You may now move to Florida and start fights with children walking home from buying snacks from the corner store and then shoot them when they start winning the fight and you will be found not guilty by a jury. Some restrictions may apply*.

* you have to call 911 and call the child a fucking punk and an asshole and complain that they always get away with it
* you can't shoot white children
* unless they are lesbian, gay, bi or transgendered
* or a jew
* and even then, you can't shoot them if they are a girl
* unless they are pregnant and thinking about an abortion

So, HURRY ON DOWN TO FLORIDA, before parents stop allowing their children to walk around in the neighborhood!!

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