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Dr. Edward Flowden, fellow of the American Urology Association and the International Continence Society, today provided Dr. Sanjay Gupta of CNN with a treasure trove of documents detailing insidious invasions into the urinary tracts of American citizens, divulging all sorts of secret information on the contents of American's excretory systems.

Jesslyn Renalack immediately called for protection of this valuable whistle-blower. Several countries have offered Dr. Flowden asylum in exchange for his medical services. That offer is also being extended to Dr.'s  Bradley Mensing, gynecologist, and Julian Assange, proctologist.  

Dailykos plans to add Dr. Flowden as a medical correspondent on its prestigious front page.

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