I guess it's true that you can't fix stupid. I can only think that perhaps it's a good thing that one of the items stolen from this guy was his gun, because clearly he is of ... diminished capacity.
What cracks me up more than anything in the video is how the anchor abandons any pretense of trying to keep a straight face. Funnier still are some of the comments on the Nashville station's story.
I hope the guy was a better investigator when he was still a cop. Then again, the story says the incident happened June 27 and that the Crossville police are still searching for the perpetrators. Who were neighbors of the victim.