This will be a very short but oh so sweet diary. tBogg has returned and is now blogging at The Raw Story. Panic in Funland is his new home and it could not have come at a more opportune time.

In the not too distant past House Speaker John Boehner (R- Cruzwhipped) has had an on-again off-again relationship with Harry Reid  who is the majority leader of the adults table in Congress. It was casual dating, nothing too serious, maybe a little second-base under-the-golf-sweater groping action,  some deep tonguing  … you know what I’m talking about. But recently Boehner has started putting out for the teabagger element within his own house who have got themselves  all Viagra’d up by the rico suave Latin-Canadian moves of  Ted Cruz who has been cruising (ha!) the lower house looking  for some hot government inaction. Embittered by this rejection Harry Reid, who thought he and Boehner had something loving and tender, has decided to post some very private emails from Boehner that show John in some pretty compromising positions – and I’m not talking about that cheesecake photo of Boehner perched on the hood of a red Camaro wearing short-shorts with his tube top pulled down around his waist.


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