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Our pilot has shut down the engines to protest the inflight meal service. Be advised we'll be on the ground soon.

If you're on the left side of the aircraft you'll be able to see the ground rapidly approaching, those on the far right side of the aircraft will see nothing but blue sky.

We'd like to thank you for flying with Republican airlines, now with non stop service to Somalia.

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