OK

OK, there is a website, a not safe for work website.

There are no pictures, there is no video, there is no audio, there is nothing there but some really basic HTML.

It's just that the language is a bit strong:

You. Are. Over-designing. Look at this shit. It's a motherfucking website. Why the fuck do you need to animate a fucking trendy-ass banner flag when I hover over that useless piece of shit? You spent hours on it and added 80 kilobytes to your fucking site, and some motherfucker jabbing at it on their iPad with fat sausage fingers will never see that shit. Not to mention blind people will never see that shit, but they don't see any of your shitty shit.

You never knew it, but this is your perfect website. Here's why.

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Yes, this is fucking satire, you fuck

I'm not actually saying your shitty site should look like this. What I'm saying is that all the problems we have with websites are ones we create ourselves. Websites aren't broken by default, they are functional, high-performing, and accessible. You break them. You son-of-a-bitch.

   "Good design is as little design as possible."
    - some German motherfucker
There is more, but it is still an under 5 minute read.

Given the issues with Healthcare.gov, I think that this should be heard, as told by Samuel L. Jackson, by every person involved in the roll-out of the website.

So, should I put this up as a petition at Whitehouse.gov?

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