Everybody has their pet theory.

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But they don't have any inkling of the real threat.

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We often are mistaken for cute and cuddly.

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Even though we left many clues.

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You may be feeling a bit uncomfortable.

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But we will obscure the facts whenever you get too close.

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So don't be taken in by our innocent look.

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If you want to protect yourself from being taken over...

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Choose your friends wisely.

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And beware the self righteous.

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But be warned, we will never give up.

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And we will have the last laugh.

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But truthfully, it's probably too late.

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So take a seat and be calm.

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Your destiny is preordained.

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