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That's right woodchuck-chuckers, it's GROUNDHOG DAY! This year, a bunch of fat old white men pulled a rodent out of of an old tree stump and he whispered to them in groundhogese that there are going to be six more weeks of winter.

Pish posh. I've got a better system than that. I recorded this video back in 2012, but my long-term forecast back then is just as accurate and valid as it is now. Bow to my meteorological wizardry and watch the video. Caution, I say "fucked" a few times, so beware if you have sensitive ears or impressionable little children and/or husbands nearby.

Happy Groundhog Day, everybody.

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