You knew this was coming. It was only a matter of time before some right wing lip bibbler tied that missing Malaysian plane to our usurping, treason-loving dastardly Muslim in Chief. Apparently it was conspiracy theorist extraordinaire Dr. Jim Garrow's turn this week to place blame for anything and everything on President Obama. And what a exemplary job he did! Behold.

So let me get this straight. A fly by wire capable jet goes missing. It is on one course, turns and goes in almost the opposite direction on a heading which would take it to the US base at Diego Garcia. The plane has 20 technology nerds aboard who happen to work for China designing "classified" leading edge computer/internet control software and are carrying the matching hardware with them on the plane. They are heading to Beijing with all the others. We are shown pictures of muslim looking men as if they are on the plane....setting up the expectation that the plane has been hijacked. Convenient story line so far.

While we are down the rabbit hole this far, lets [sic] go all the way. The jet lands by wire at Diego Garcia, the appropriate hardware and software is offloaded as are the nerds. Interrogation proceeds and all the "secrets" you would want to gain from this "intervention" are gleaned from the assets.

You now load everyone back on board the plane and have it take off headed back to where it was supposed to go and at 35,000 ft altitude it implodes/explodes and the debris field is now found. How they missed it in the beginning is a mystery. But the western mindset is already prepared to believe that all things eastern and "Malaysian/Indonesian/Muslim" are barely able to tie shoelaces let alone search an ocean.

At least this maniac is self-aware enough to recognize that he has gone down the rabbit hole. He's just not self-controlled enough not to dive into that hole pointy head first. Oh lunatic right wing. What would we do without your loveable crazy tap dance to keep us entertained. When the world becomes too burdensome, complicated and heart-wrenching to bear, we always have you to lift our spirits with a big old frosty mug full of delicious batshittery. Don't ever change.

Via Right Wing Watch

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