OK

Hello Zelda,
I'd like to ask you a question:

Is the system functional?
No one knows.
What the fuck! You're kidding right?
Sorry, no.
Why?
Well Shit has been burning down.
What the fuck! You're kidding right?
Sorry, no.
Why?
No one knows.
What the fuck! You're kidding right?
Sorry, no.
Why hasn't congress stopped this shit.
-Congress is under surveillance.
What the fuck! You're kidding right?
Sorry, no.
So, we are an occupied country, technically, by the NSA?
I'm not at liberty to discuss that matter.
Do we still have to pay taxes?
The IRS believes as such. Civil disobedience still means jail.
Damn...Can we amend the NSA's spending?
Well, yes.
Why haven't we then?
Because Congress is a for profit industry.
Why hasn't Obama Changed the NSA?
Caveat Emptor
What the fuck! You're kidding right?

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I don't run a funny race, malnourished monarchs and loopy admirals
Where 99.9% swivel the broken axels
I built boats of a pack rat bats of bully club swung
Post utility inhalants nail it to stability and sail it
Lopsided Star bird bow crooked mass makeshift
Patching holes with chewing gum and sticking sail to dirty bases
Observe me sitting with my eyes tied to the clock, Cause
I know that once that wind kicks up you and your motors left rope to the dock
And it's the, art of clarity married to slender extension
Of blue sky of a happy neighborhood.
- Aesop Rock

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