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The GOP's reputation for being a party filled with spiteful, cruel, bigoted assholes is well-earned.

From the GOP, we've learned that migrants are dogs (and inferior ones at that); that migrants are primarily dope-smugglers with 'calves the size of cantaloupes'; that migrant women are arriving with 'terrorist anchor babies' and that migrants caught at the border can be "delivered to the address of their choice" while they await a deportation hearing, and “that might be a crack house, it might be an MS13 house, it might be a cat house.”

Now Republican National Committee member Tamara Scott of Iowa is claiming that child migrants from Central America may be “highly trained as warriors” and could “rise up against” U.S. citizens.

Oh, brother. Where the fuck do they find these assholes? The delightful Scott is also Concerned Women for America’s Iowa state director. And who are Concerned Women for America, I hear you ask, a slight tremor of fear in your voice? Relax...you'll love 'em:

CWA of Iowa is for Godly, committed men and women to come together to pray for our state leaders. We are engaged in a culture war to restore and strengthen the traditional family to its created purpose.
See? Just decent, down-home God-fearing bigots.

Scott is also  a lobbyist for the conservative group The Family Leader. Who (or 'whom', because you've been to night-school), I hear you say  from behind the couch, where you huddle, shaking and sweating with terror because you're probably a librul?

Dude...they have the word 'family' in their title; how bad can they be?

Whoops...my mistake; turns out, they're just another gaggle of faux-Christian bigots, desperate to stick their noses into the private lives of others. Dang...and they sounded so nice.

So, what's the Godly Tamara (say...isn't that some kinda Russian name?) been saying lately, in her mission to turn every American into Pat or Patricia Boone and protect them from brown people? Well, in case you missed her weekly radio show...this:

“When we see these kids, you and I think young kids, we think maybe 12-year-olds, maybe homeschoolers — excuse me, middle-schoolers...but we know back in our revolution, we had 12-year-olds fighting in our revolution. And for many of these kids, depending on where they’re coming from, they could be coming from other countries and be highly trained as warriors who will meet up with their group here and actually rise up against us as Americans.”
Cowabunga! Mutant Ninja Migrants!

Tamara (what's with the commie name, girlfriend?) was speaking with a guest, Mary Huls, President of the Clear Lake (Texas, natch) Tea Party. Astonishingly, Mary agreed with Tamara, suggesting that the children could have been trained in Venezuela to work for Hezbollah or Hamas.

“They are being trained as warriors, you’re absolutely right."
It's like there's some kind of spore or bacteria that infects these people's minds and turns them into gibbering loons, whereupon, they promptly join the Republican Party.

One of these days, somebody is going to sit these dimwitted, self-righteous 'Christian' assholes down and actually make them read the New Testament; they will explain to the nitwits that:

But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven
...does not mean make little children suffer. That'll be a start. Then we can deport Tamara back to Russia.

And here, for your viewing, erm...pleasure:

H/T to Right Wing Watch

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