You can't make this stuff up.
Fortunately, I doubt this will have much effect on Sneakers's economically, since their food is scrumptious. Years ago, when my wife and I lived within walking distance of this restaurant, it was a great Sunday treat for us to go there - even if we had to wait in line for a while to get in.
I'm salivating now just thinking about their yummy French toast. (Oh, yikes. French toast. How unpatriotic!)