August 27, 2007
Gonzales Has Resigned as Attorney General
By STEVEN LEE MYERS
WACO, Tex., Aug. 27 Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales, whose tenure has been marred by controversy and accusations of perjury before Congress, has resigned. A senior administration official said he would announce the decision later this morning in Washington.
Why did Gonzales announced his resignation today rather than the beginning of the month?
Because Jon Stewart [The Daily Show] is on vacation for the entire week. Last time that Jon Stewart had a week's vacation, Karl Rove resigned. The Bush Administration must fear Jon Stewart more than they do Hillary.
Which of God's Warriors do you fear most?
Christian Fanatical Extremists?
Muslim Fanatical Extremists?
Jewish Fanatical Extremists?
Hindu Fanatical Extremists?
Atheist Fanatical Extremists?
Live with head in the ground, don't fear anyone
Too busy playing computer games to worry
For myself, I worry about the Christian Warriors because they are more of a threat to the United States than any of the others.