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I apologize in advance to the Diary Purists, because this is going to be a bit lacking in substance.  However, Mrs. Praxxus stumbled across a YouTube video tonight that really does need to be shared.  It's a cover of the Plain White T's song, "Hey There Delilah" called "Hey Sarah Palin."

I don't have a lot else to add, except that this song really cracked us up here at Casa de Praxxus. So here it is:

UPDATE: Here are the lyrics, so we can all sing along!

Hey Sarah Palin, do you tell them in Wasilla
That 4,000 years ago we roamed the planet with Godzilla
Is it true
I am so fucking scared of you
As number 2

Hey Sarah Palin, I think Alaska's very pretty
But just 100,000 people more than Oklahoma City
Yes it's true
Go look it up, Im telling you
Oh man, were through

Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh, its Canada for me (2x)
Its Canada for me

Hey Sarah Palin, did you really once inquire
Whether you could throw library books into a big bonfire
God, my eyes
This really might be our demise
This pack of lies

Hey Sarah Palin, just because you're good at shootin
Doesn't mean you have the ammo to negotiate with Putin
Are you on coke
This fucking countrys up in smoke
Oh what a joke

Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh what will it mean for me (2x)

Bridge
Just because I can see the moon
Doesn't make me an astronaut, you loon
Your foreign policy expertise is pooh
Do you really think a woman commits
To a candidate just because she has tits
Please tell me that this ticket is not true
I thought that there could be no worse
Than Cheney, but here you are, I curse
The madman who would cast a vote for you
And McCain too

Hey Sarah Palin, is it media distortion
Or would you tell a girl whos raped that she could not have an abortion
Its a new low
Who knows just how far you would go
Id rather vote for Ross Perot
Hey Sarah Palin I dont know
Where can we go

Chorus

P.S.:  I used to like that Plain White T's song until I found out about its stalker-esque origins.  That is all.

Originally posted to Praxxus on Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 07:40 PM PDT.

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