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Janet Porter goes all Bibley on our Obama supportin' asses:

To all those who name the name of Christ who plan to willfully disobey Him by voting for Obama, take warning. Not only is our nation in grave danger, according to the Word of God, so are you.

O wow.  This sounds totally cereal.  I'd better pay attention.

In one week, America will make a choice. And to those who call themselves "Christian" who are planning on voting for Barack Obama, put down the Obama talking points and read God's voter guide before you go to the polls

Is God's voter guide the one that says Dems in VA are supposed to vote on November 5?

To those who call themselves by the name of Christ who ignore what God says about life and marriage, who and are clinging to a fantasy of economic gain, think again.

Obama will use your tax dollars to kill innocent children, and then he'll take your paycheck and use it to "spread the wealth around." Don't believe me? Don't believe Joe the plumber?

Gosh, you make a strong case.  I mean, it's possible I could dismiss you but you AND JTP?    

Be forewarned: If you willfully disobey God on life and marriage because of race or false hope for the economy, you will usher in the kind of change that brought the Soviet Union to collapse.

O Noes!  Governor Palin:  protect us!

Then obey Him in the voting booth and out of it. If not, do us all a favor and quit calling yourself a Christian.

Akshually, I'm Buddhist - so we're good?  Whew - that was close!

Originally posted to YesBiscuit on Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 09:43 AM PDT.

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