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Now I know that that my fellow kossacks have been skeptical of all the right-wing blather about death panels, and scoffing at the ludicrousness of the supposed theory.  But alas, I believe they may be right, and I have evidence to further back up this claim.  There are death panels and what they have done will shock you.

Take a look at the evidence over the jump:

Death Panel 1:  A group of government bureaucrats take away a woman's fibromyalgia medication because it would be too expensive to cover, leaving her in the lurch to the possibility of horrible nerve pain, once more senseless bureaucrats just want Americans to suffer.  Health Insurance Company Denies Coverage 1

Death Panel 2:  A miscarriage is an awful event for any woman, as hopes of children are dashed and dreams are destroyed, but not according to your friendly neighborhood government death panel.  According to them, miscarriages can be considered 'elective abortions' and if its your body, your choice....YOU PAY!  So look out women, pro-abortion death panels, who'd a thunk it? Health Insurance Company Denies Coverage 2

Death Panel 3:  Death panels aren't just for the old either, even the young can have a roll of the dice with them.  Say you're 17 and need a new organ or you'll die.  Well guess what, according to the  government death panels, you don't get the choice to try to get a new organ, nope, it's too expensive as is your life, so time to pull the plug. Health Insurance Company Denies Coverage 3

Death Panel 4:  How about cancer?  It seems that there are more and more experimental treatments and possible cures out there, as the research expands and multiplies.  What does the government death panel think of that?  Of course, what they always think!  You're too expensive to support and instead have a good funeral.  Health Insurance Company Denies Coverage 4

Death Panel 5:  And how about that Nucking Futz guy at John Dingell's townhall's concerns.  His son could die from government death panels.  And he's right.  The government wants to deny coverage to people's children who suffer from debilitating diseases.  Health Insurance Company Denies Coverage 5 and Health Care Company Denies Coverage 6

Death Panel 6:  Not only do these government death panels want you to die, they also want to steal your medicare away?  Don't believe me?  Believe all the Crazy, Dumbass, Bassackwards, Right Wing, Nut Jobs.  The death panel wants to steal away ALL of your medicare.  Health Insurance Company Defrauds Government 1

Death Panel 7:  To make matter's worse, the government is going to make the process of the death panels so byzantine and difficult to navigate, that you'll never be able to get away from its iron grip, or fight it, or get it to budge on ending your life, haha you sucker.  Health Insurance Company Denies Coverage 7

Death Panel 8:  Do you have a pre-existing condition?  Well courtesy of your government death panel, any life saving treatment will be denied, because who wants to save a dirty invalid like you...yeesh...yawn. Health Insurance Company Denies Coverage 8

Death Panel 9:  Do you have a pre-existing condition?  Well courtesy of your government death panel, any life saving treatment will be denied, because who wants to save a dirty invalid like you...yeesh...yawn. Health Insurance Company Denies Coverage 9

Death Panel 10: And what about you people with managed care who are getting their health care regularly.  The government death panel will drop you off the government health insurance frequently, so that one day, you go to the ER and die off of our dime.  We'll make the process so hard for you to figure out, you'll just give up in frustration instead of fighting us.  Health Insurance Company Drops Coverage 1

So be prepared lefties, the coming death panels will soon be your future, we will control your health insurance, and when you're going to die.  Oh and one thing, these are all EXAMPLES OF FUCKING HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES DECIDING HOW YOU SHOULD LIVE AND HOW YOU SHOULD DIE.  So I hope all those rightwing motherfuckers who worry about the 'Government' deciding their life or death takes this information and sticks it up that their pipes and smokes it, cuz it's going to burn all the way down.

Originally posted to doctormatt06 on Wed Aug 12, 2009 at 10:21 AM PDT.

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