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  Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better. The debate last night was a frightening experience. Truly, this Biden fellow is a madman—or a warlock? I do not know what "malarkey"
by Hunter
Comment Count 60 comments on Fri Oct 12, 2012 at 05:46 PM PDT with 65 Recommends
  Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better. Tonight is the debate between the vice presidential units. I expect Mini-Mitt to do well, although I am concerned about the ...
by Hunter
Comment Count 47 comments on Thu Oct 11, 2012 at 05:00 PM PDT with 41 Recommends
� Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better. Today I was again asked what my position on abortion might be, but I was again not able to remember. I believe I need to start ...
by Hunter
Comment Count 29 comments on Wed Oct 10, 2012 at 05:30 PM PDT with 42 Recommends
  Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better. Today was another day on Mr. Bus. (I have decided to call this bus Mr. Bus, because even though it is not the original Mr. Bus, it ...
by Hunter
Comment Count 65 comments on Tue Oct 09, 2012 at 06:00 PM PDT with 35 Recommends
  Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better. Today I gave a major speech on what my foreign policy would be, if I had one. I do not know what was in it; all I was required to do ...
by Hunter
Comment Count 26 comments on Mon Oct 08, 2012 at 06:00 PM PDT with 48 Recommends
  Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better. These commoners continue to confound me. Of all the things my campaign has focused on over the last few months, now it is firing a ...
by Hunter
Comment Count 45 comments on Fri Oct 05, 2012 at 05:15 PM PDT with 65 Recommends
  Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better. Success! This debate could not have gone better. I was not able to obtain any sleep the previous evening due to the noise of this ...
by Hunter
Comment Count 36 comments on Thu Oct 04, 2012 at 05:45 PM PDT with 49 Recommends
  Hello, human diary. It is I, Mitt Romney, your better. I am now fully prepared for this evening's debate. I have equipped myself with many zinged statements, several witticisms, and three ...
by Hunter
Comment Count 52 comments on Wed Oct 03, 2012 at 05:00 PM PDT with 55 Recommends
� Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better. I am still preparing for the debate, Mr. Diary, so I cannot write. I have been practicing being likable to commoners for many months ...
by Hunter
Comment Count 55 comments on Tue Oct 02, 2012 at 05:45 PM PDT with 45 Recommends
  Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better. I do not have time to write today, I am busy preparing for the upcoming debate. I have been instructed to come up with a variety of ...
by Hunter
Comment Count 71 comments on Mon Oct 01, 2012 at 05:30 PM PDT with 70 Recommends
  Hello, human diary. It is I, Mitt Romney, your better. Happily, it is now the weekend. After another busy day of fundraising meals (I do not believe I will ever be able to eat another jumbo ...
by Hunter
Comment Count 38 comments on Fri Sep 28, 2012 at 05:15 PM PDT with 52 Recommends
� Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better. The Ohio bus trip continues. Or maybe it is over? I am not actually sure. I am currently in Virginia, where the CIA has briefed me as ...
by Hunter
Comment Count 35 comments on Thu Sep 27, 2012 at 06:00 PM PDT with 44 Recommends
  Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better. I must admit I am beginning to find this bus more satisfactory than I had imagined it would be. There is something familiar and ...
by Hunter
Comment Count 48 comments on Wed Sep 26, 2012 at 06:00 PM PDT with 44 Recommends
  Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better. Today I met with former president William J. Clinton. My staff had noticed that presidential candidates who appear in the general ...
by Hunter
Comment Count 61 comments on Tue Sep 25, 2012 at 06:00 PM PDT with 47 Recommends
  Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better. I have been pondering at some length on the subject of airplanes and airplane-related accessories, of late. Ann had a bit of a bad ...
by Hunter
Comment Count 76 comments on Mon Sep 24, 2012 at 06:00 PM PDT with 75 Recommends
� Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better. I believe today we have gotten things back on track. Mini-Mitt has been dispatched to the AARP convention, under the presumption that ...
by Hunter
Comment Count 40 comments on Fri Sep 21, 2012 at 06:00 PM PDT with 43 Recommends
  Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better. Events in the campaign have taken a worrisome turn of late. Several times now I have overheard the staff quietly talking about ...
by Hunter
Comment Count 60 comments on Thu Sep 20, 2012 at 06:15 PM PDT with 46 Recommends
� Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better. I honestly do not know what these people are going on about. I merely observed that approximately one half of the nation was made up ...
by Hunter
Comment Count 101 comments on Wed Sep 19, 2012 at 05:30 PM PDT with 73 Recommends
� Hello, human diary. It is I, Mitt Romney, your better. Much has happened. The staff is currently locked in heated discussion as to whether or not to announce that I am suffering from a terrible ...
by Hunter
Comment Count 63 comments on Tue Sep 18, 2012 at 06:15 PM PDT with 72 Recommends
  Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better. My staffer was successful: I was able, at long last, to watch a videotape of Clint Eastwood's speech in praise of me at my recent ...
by Hunter
Comment Count 61 comments on Fri Sep 14, 2012 at 05:30 PM PDT with 39 Recommends