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What do we haunt? the shell of our former selves When do we haunt it? *averts gaze* Always make one unobtainable goal so when you've completed your real goals this fucker will keep the infinite ...
by jbou
Comment Count 18 comments on Wed May 20, 2015 at 06:00 PM PDT with 24 Recommends
I just want a monster I can believe in. It takes a nation of minions to hold us back. I rarely get the chance to not know where I am. Marco Rubio sounds like the most boring swimming pool game ...
by jbou
Comment Count 79 comments on Thu May 14, 2015 at 05:34 PM PDT with 36 Recommends
"Civilization is like a thin layer of ice upon a deep ocean of chaos and darkness. Could I have curly fries, please." Save the planet! Jupiter, that is. Or Mars. Not this one. This one is ...
by jbou
Comment Count 20 comments on Fri May 08, 2015 at 08:27 PM PDT with 28 Recommends
If Orwell was alive today, he'd probably just shrug and ask for an extra shift at 7-eleven. The earth is a serial killer that wants us as a species dead. I respect the hell out of that. Nobody ...
by jbou
Comment Count 95 comments on Sat May 02, 2015 at 06:08 PM PDT with 69 Recommends
Quick somebody give me $5 billion so I can make Bernie Sanders president. I'm a weird middle aged white suburban guy. If police kept killing the children of people like me with impunity, I would be ...
by jbou
Comment Count 27 comments on Fri May 01, 2015 at 06:51 PM PDT with 26 Recommends
Take heart! The internet proves no matter who you are, no matter what you do, someone out there will always find you tiresome. There's gotta be some endangered animals who get addicted to the ...
by jbou
Comment Count 53 comments on Fri Jan 23, 2015 at 09:04 PM PST with 37 Recommends
Before you break your foot off in that ass, remember, you only have so many feet. Good night. It is Dec. 30, 2014. Affirmation: "In 2015 I will not star in a viral video in which I am eaten alive ...
by jbou
Comment Count 47 comments on Tue Dec 30, 2014 at 05:06 PM PST with 22 Recommends
'Hard work pays off son,' he said while they watched as the owner of grumpy cat raked in a cool $100 million. Life is what we make of it. And humans are natural creators. Mostly of poop and dead ...
by jbou
Comment Count 81 comments on Tue Dec 16, 2014 at 07:45 PM PST with 36 Recommends
People talk about the environment like the Earth’s in danger. Don’t worry about Earth. Earth was a ball of magma once. Worry about us. The Bible is Christianity’s Terms of Service. Nobody ...
by jbou
Comment Count 39 comments on Tue Dec 02, 2014 at 04:08 PM PST with 33 Recommends
Chris Rock didn't graduate from high school but that does not stop him from imparting wisdom to us from his perspective. I really do like listening to his perspective. When we talk about race ...
by jbou
Comment Count 55 comments on Mon Dec 01, 2014 at 09:55 AM PST with 119 Recommends
If you're ever found to be supporting a contradiction or factual flaw, just jump out of the Airplane of Logic and pull the Ripcord of Faith! ┏(°.°)┛♪ HOLLER INTO ♪┗(°.°)┓ THE VOID ┗
by jbou
Comment Count 97 comments on Thu Nov 20, 2014 at 04:59 PM PST with 25 Recommends
Breaking: Pope Francis says gays are great, Big Bang real, evolution correct, God doesn't exist, bible is fairy tales, religion is bullshit. The first guy to fertilize a field with manure was ...
by jbou
Comment Count 54 comments on Mon Nov 03, 2014 at 04:46 PM PST with 24 Recommends
by jbou
Comment Count 24 comments on Fri Oct 24, 2014 at 12:04 PM PDT with 25 Recommends
by jbou
Comment Count 54 comments on Mon Oct 20, 2014 at 05:34 PM PDT with 38 Recommends
Western society has narrowed the definition of masculinity down to a ridiculous model so small, it would fit it on the head of a fucking pin... Pop quiz, hotshot: A bar fight between Mr. Clean ...
by jbou
Comment Count 82 comments on Mon Oct 13, 2014 at 04:59 PM PDT with 28 Recommends
Just some random stuff. Outkast is on tour and the lyrics in this tune are relevant right now with all that's going on with the cops... This is for a certain person who was unaware of the ...
by jbou
Comment Count 47 comments on Fri Oct 03, 2014 at 07:00 PM PDT with 20 Recommends
I'm feeling so blessed that I don't live in a place like Hong Kong where cops attack and tear gas peaceful protesters. The worst thing is now I can't walk into the White House like a sit-com ...
by jbou
Comment Count 60 comments on Tue Sep 30, 2014 at 04:24 PM PDT with 29 Recommends
Most of my long-term financial planning involves me being frozen in carbonite and taken away by Boba Fett. Life hack: By selling illegal narcotics you can get ahead of your peers in the race to ...
by jbou
Comment Count 85 comments on Thu Sep 25, 2014 at 06:00 PM PDT with 55 Recommends
Ah, yes, the bou is having a birthday....so in the fine tradition he started, I thought we should throw him a party of sorts, and plan how to blow...er...collect the bail money we might need later.
by The Marti
Comment Count 150 comments on Tue Sep 23, 2014 at 06:00 PM PDT with 55 Recommends
It's The Marti's birthday today and I wanted to give the Pootie Princess a proper party. So we'll need lots of Scotch and ice cream and firemen. Happy birthday, Marti. You never cease to make me ...
by jbou
Comment Count 112 comments on Fri Sep 19, 2014 at 09:21 AM PDT with 29 Recommends