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Which of the Following Issues Is Most Important In a Presidential Election?

Ass Tattoos   22 votes - 36 %
Kittens, Cuteness of   9 votes - 15 %
Forks in Toasters, Advisability of   10 votes - 16 %
Lefty or Righty?   4 votes - 6 %
If Opponent Is an Alien   9 votes - 15 %
Americans, Ordinaryness of   6 votes - 10 %
 
60 Total Votes
Poll submitted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 12:48:55 PM PDT
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