We all know damn well he's not gonna do it because of all the Money he'd lose and that's he's only pretending to be a contender because as Palin and Gingrich has shown -there's Gold in the hills of being a professional political blowhard. But wouldn't it just be teh Awesome if this Know-Nothing Fact-Mangler were to actually RUN for President? He’d suck every microbe of air out right out of the GOP by mainlining the wildest, and I do mean WILDEST, screwball theories from World Net Daily like a Firehose. Check out this latest one from his a recent Run-On Interview with Fox (The Not A Factual News Network).
During an interview aired Friday night on Sean Hannity's TV show, Donald Trump branched out beyond his simple commitment to birtherism as a political issue -- and also advocated vigorously for another conspiracy theory regarding President Obama, alleging that Bill Ayers was the true author of Obama's 1995 book, Dreams From My Father! ... Look, he was born 'Barry Soetero.' Somewhere along the line, he changed his name," said Trump -- referring to the surname of Obama's mother's second husband, Lolo Soetoro, whom she married four years after Obama was born. "I heard he had terrible marks, and he ends up in Harvard. He wrote a book that was better than Ernest Hemingway, but the second book was written by an average person." "You suspect Bill Ayers?" said Hannity. "I said, Bill Ayers wrote the book," Trump replied.
Isn't that just like Golden?. "He was Born Barry Soetero?" Which means he was born four years after he was already born, doesn't it? I mean, Bill Ayer's wrote a book about growing up as a Black Man with a White Mother who only met his actual father once before he was killed in a traffic accident? Bill Ayers is a Super-GENIUS, but Barack (Editor of the Harvard Law Review) Obama Jr. is just an "Average Guy"? Does Trump even know that Barack's father went to Harvard also (on Scholarship), and graduated with a Masters in Economics? Does he realize his mother had a Masters Doctorate in Anthropology from the University of Hawaii? Probably not. And neither does any of the Tea Party.
They love him because he sounds just like them. He believes and spouts each and every ridiculous paranoid delusion they eat up like warm salsa and chips. Once you swallow one nutbag theory, you just can't stop yourself from gobbling them all up. Everything these people believe is Wrong. The President was Born in Hawaii, Damnit. We are Not having a Spending Problem because Spending actually went Down last year, we have a Jobs (and Revenue) Problem. Cutting Taxes Does NOT increase Tax Revenue. The Wealthy are NOT the "Job Creators" - they are the Job Exporters. The TARP was not a Giveaway - it was a Loan (which has been mostly paid back). Health Care Reform is Working, and won't "Kill Grandma" - but Ryan's Couponcare just might. The Country is not in Decline, it is Recovering. Even Ann Coulter think's Trump is an embarrassment.
On Monday night’s “Hannity” on the Fox News Channel, Coulter said the “birther” conspiracy has been long debunked by other conservative outlets. “Well, I think maybe I’ve been watching too much Charlie Sheen because Donald Trump seems perfectly sane to me,” Coulter said. “I don’t know where he gets this $2 million Obama has spent to keep his birth certificate — he posted his birth certificate on his web page.
Yes, yes he did. When your shit talk is too salty for Ann Coulter - you better check your rear view because there just might be a Shark with a fresh tire track tattoo in it. Trump is Palin with a pot-belly and a Comb-over, but without her savvy to know when to only suggest incredibly something stupid rather than actually say incredibly something stupid - let alone double-down on it repeatedly. He's the Media Ready version of David Koch. If he's already at the "Not only is Obama an Illegal Alien/Hidden Muslim - but is also a Fraud of an Author" point this early, where's he gonna be at in a year? The more he talks - and you know he just can't SHUT THE FRAK UP - the worse it's gonna get. The Baggers LURVE him because he's gruff, he's tough, he's got money and they think he might let them have some too - just before he finally says "You're Fired". He is the New King Tea Bagger! Long may he Reign. Can you imagine what a circus the GOP Debates will be if Trump is in the middle of them and each and every candidate has to weigh in on a) Was Obama Born in America? b) Did Bill Ayers Think he's grew up Black? c) Should we just take Libya's Oil and forget about the threat to the people? d) Do "The Blacks" Love the Donald? His pushing this issue has already force Mitt Romney to respond to the question (where he affirmed that Obama Is an American) and Mike Hukabee to respond as well.
Huckabee: I don't think people are rallying behind Trump because of the "Birther" issue - it's because he would be tough. Tough with China, Tough with Saudi Arabia
Oh you don't do you? Well Hannity think's it's because he takes on "Controversial Issue" (otherwise known as Talking Crazy Shit.) Trump is running 9 Points Ahead of the rest of the GOP Field. If he gets the nomination, you think he can go two-to-two in a debate with Obama after he fended off the significant and serious challenge of Hillary Clinton? Please. This guy has got about a good a shot at taking on Obama Toe-to-Toe on National Issues and Policy as would Sharon Angle or Christine O'Donnell. Ingraham commends Trump for "Talking Tough" to Obama. And if Trump decides to do a Perot and run as an independent, that's even BETTER because he splits the Tea Bagger Vote off for himself and leaves the rest of the GOP (y'know like the 9 brave Reasonable Republican soul's who voted against the Ryan Plan) flapping flaccidly in the wind. There's no way that he could win, and he would be a perfect spoiler to make each and every still self-respecting rational Republican crawl under a GEICO Insured ROCK in mortal shame, instead of coming out to vote. Again, that would be Teh Awesome. Vyan