Yesterday in the Second Democratic Debate Hillary Clinton defended her Wall Street donations by talking about 9/11.
Several commenters on various media referenced the famous Family Guy episode where Lois Griffin answered every single question in a debate by saying:
"Nine. Eleven."
The crowds cheered.
The director of the episode called the episode: "My homage to Hillary Clinton."
8 years later the real Hillary talks about 9/11 to evade questions on one of her weakest points.
Many people consider this an amusing coincidence.
But what if its not?
Bernie Sanders is a Jewish man whose people faced great oppression when he was young. He advocated for all people coming together to take care of the poor. He wandered a coastal region preaching his message and eventually gaining a large and devoted following. Some people jokingly compare him to Jesus. They think its an amusing coincidence.
But what if its not?
On October 25th, 2015 Bernie Sanders takes a picture with “Doc Brown”, aka Christopher Lloyd, who was the inventor of time travel in the movie Back to the Future, on Back To The Future Day.
What does it all mean you ask?
The only stories about Jesus’s youth are clearly apocryphal. He wasn’t born of a virgin and the wise men didn’t come to his birthplace bearing gifts. We don’t have any solid evidence of his early life.
The truth is staring us in the face. It easily explains a series of strange coincidences. Bernie Sanders went back in time to become Jesus and steer the world in a better direction. His biography became the biography of Jesus. Bernie Sanders refuses to directly answer questions on faith because he has made it his life goal to provide truth in politics. And we couldn’t handle the truth. The reason Jesus disappeared from his tomb was because he went BACK TO THE FUTURE.
He knew that this wasn’t enough though because he knew what had happened with Jesus. So he went back one more time and he created a prophetic episode of Family Guy afterthe debate. He didn’t push Hillary on this issue during the debate because he already knew what he should do. Now he has come BACK TO THE FUTURE to win the race and lead America on the path he failed to finalize as Jesus Christ.
The establishment is still against him. The odds are still long. But if there is one thing we know about Bernie Sanders its that he never gives up the fight. He tries again and again and eventually the tortoise always defeats the hare.
Do not falter in your fight Berniacs(You know Braniac also performed many feets of time travel to try and change the future, although I guess technically Superman was the one based on Jesus) because we have Someone To Believe now in politics. We will win! At least, at some point on the timestream:
He’s not the hero we deserve but he’s the one we need right now. So he’ll run(for president) and we’ll chase him.