It’s finally happened: The battle for the Republican Party’s presidential nomination has reached the peak of absurdity. And comedy. With a large dash of pathetic. Candidate Ted Cruz, making his final appeal to Indiana voters (before his campaign officially goes down in flames), said of Donald Trump:
"… he's proud to be a serial philanderer. He talks about his battles with venereal disease as his personal Vietnam."
You. Can’t. Make. This. Shit. Up. Cruz also said Trump is a “pathological liar,” is "utterly amoral,” and is the “biggest narcissist" ever.
And in future news, be sure to tune in when Ted Cruz wholeheartedly endorses Donald Trump.