No Holy Tony, it is not a Blessing, it is Fucking Karma
You know, what goes ‘round, comes ‘round
Study your Christo Fascist Mullah explained Climate Catastrophe history- As per the unquestioned explanation of all major catastrophes that they are created by your Christian God to punish the unpure, the non believers, the blasphemous, the sinners, the gay, the unmarried, the abortionists, then you too are being punished by God for being a religious supremacist and all around fuck head.
This flood ain’t no blessing. Its payback, its Karma.
Tony Perkins asked God for a drink of water, and flooded his fucking house instead.
(variation courtesy of and apology to Muddy Waters)
This week, Tony Perkins, Chief Inquisitor of the notorious and hate based anti gay Christian Supremacist group, Family Research Council, revealed that his Holy of Holiest abodes, his house, had been destroyed in a flood of near Biblical proportions. Being a Biblical occurrence, Perkins then stated that this God created flood was, indeed, a Blessing to him from God hisself.
During a broadcast Monday, on family Research radio, Perkins called in from Louisiana to tell how he and his family escaped his flooded home in a canoe (or perhaps it was a mini Ark) .
Holy Tony described how he and his family relocated to his RV and were living off of “God’s Provisions”.
Listen to the Family Research Council podcast below, to hear Holy Tony’s Heroic description of his epic experience of his brush with death. Point of interest, the narrator of the show is former Family Research Council Vice President Ken Klukowski, who now works for Breitbart, the new propaganda machine for the Trump Bowel Movement.
It is so reassuring to hear Messiah Tony tell all the victims of this flood, that the loss of their homes, and the destruction of their lives, that this new Climate catastrophe is really the graciousness of GOD.