I will not make comparisons between Donald Trump and Lex Luthor.
I will not make comparisons between Donald Trump and Lex Luthor.
I will no… aww, screw it.
Donald Trump’s director of African-American outreach has an ominous warning for all who dared to criticize the Republican presidential nominee: Soon, they will have to bow down to “the most powerful man in the universe.”
Insane “billionaire,” who has assembled a team of supervillains to destroy American democracy and who tells us right up front that he’s going to create a police state, get chummy with dictators, and destroy the existing government while leading the parade for white nationalism. But wait, maybe we misunderstood.
“Every critic, every detractor, will have to bow down to President Trump. It’s everyone who’s ever doubted Donald, who ever disagreed, who ever challenged him. It is the ultimate revenge to become the most powerful man in the universe.”
Or maybe not. Because apparently Donald Trump is running for God Emperor.
I don’t suppose Hillary has a special blue and red pantsuit hiding in her closet?
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And yes, I know the “kneel” thing is General Zod. I just don’t care. Trump shares such ego-tastic insanity with Luthor, and over the years Luthor has recruited plenty of hench-folk to line up against Trump’s crew of anti-Semitic, endangered species -sniping, lie-spouting lickspittles.
Of course, Lex has better hair.