Here’s the warning. Watch your ass buddy. You’re not a candidate anymore. You’re not the Republican nominee anymore. You’re not even the President Elect anymore. No more fun and games, your salad days are already over, and you didn’t even get cherry tomatoes on it.
At 12:01 PM EST you will become the 45th President of the United States (God help us all). Do you understand what that means? Do you really? What it means shitheels is that you’re screwed. Put your big boy pants on, and belt them up tight. For the next four years you are no longer a mogul. You are no longer omnipotent. You can’t just fire somebody at a whim. The Secret Service doesn’t give a shit what you want to do on a whim, if your destination hasn’t been vetted, scanned and approved, you ain’t going. Get used to it. Your personal chef has to be be vetted to work in the White House, and you can’t change the fixtures or most of the furniture, the White House is a national museum. No gold fixtures in other words.
What you’ll be, moron, is just another lousy civil servant. “We, the people” will be paying your salary. You can’t fire us, but we sure as shit can fire you in four years. And guess what? You can’t fire the Congressmen and women or the Senators who disagree with you either. And you can’t jail them or cow them into submission. And no matter how you try by banishing them from the White House, you can’t stop the press from digging into your closet and uncovering skeletons and sharing them with the rest of us. And you can’t jail them as traitors afterward either. You’re just another lousy government employee, and we all know what your supporters feel about the gubb’ment.
But even worse for you, we’re going to be watching you. And you can’t do a damn thing about it, you answer to us sucker. The resistance, led by the wonderful publication of “Indivisible” have been so effective that in two months, they have driven GOP lawmakers to the chickenshit tactics of holding conference call town halls or internet chat town halls so they don’t have to all end up looking like Colorado Representative Mike Coffman, caught slithering out of a side door at the hotel rather than face angry constituents, or or Washington Representative Cathy McMorris Rodgers, being booed off the stage at an event in her own home state. What do you think all of us are going to do to you? Enjoy your current popularity rating at 40%. What do you think your over weaning ego is going to say when you sink into the 20% rankings, like a brontosaurus into a tar pit? What’s the old saying that applies here? Oh yeah, “Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide”.
So, strap in Donnie, you’re in for a rough ride, and we’re gonna make sure of that. And it ain’t just us. You made a lot of promises to your faithful Trombies during the campaign, and while they dismissed a lot of what you said as political bullshit, they expect results. The two most important ones I’ve heard from Trump supporters that have been interviewed by the media are the return of high paying manufacturing jobs, and getting the coal industry back on its feet again. Good luck with those buddy, you ever heard of the global economy and renewable energy? My advice to you? Pay close attention to your Secret Service detail, a lot of your supporters own a whole bunch of those semi automatic weapons that everybody else wants off of the streets, and they have short attention spans. Like you, they prefer instant gratification.