Trump’s fascist regime has shut down the 202-456-1111 White House Comments Line to further stifle dissent. But not to worry! Bernie’s campaign digital team has created a work around.
Does Trump’s active control of his hotels, resorts and golf courses create an unethical and potentially catastrophic opportunity for abuse of power? Probably…okay, definitely.
But ol’ Trump has a method to his madness. By not divesting himself from his businesses, he’s actually creating satellite White Houses all over the world. That means we have dozens of phone numbers we can use to reach the president and discuss the issues that matter most.
Foreign leaders and Wall Street executives know that if they want to reach out to our President, they can just connect with his business associates. Now the American people have a direct line to Trump too.
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WhiteHouseInc.org was originally created about a year ago by Bernie Sanders’ campaign digital team, Revolution Messaging, to “push Trump to divest from his business while in office,” but has been reconfigured to provide a means to contact one of the White House Satellite locations.
On the site, callers fill out a form with their email and phone number and then receive a call that connects them to one of Trump's properties — from all over the world and totally randomly. The website is aware that you will probably be connected to a hotel or golf course, but they suggest you "tell management that until Trump steps away from his businesses for real, their property is no different from the Oval Office and you want to talk about the issues that matter most."
Simply fill out the form on WhiteHouseInc.org and you will be connected to one of the satellite White Houses!
When you submit your phone number on the right, you’ll receive a call and be randomly connected to one of Trump’s properties. Don’t be fooled, they’ll ask you to make a reservation or a tee time, but remember, you’re talking to the White House, so use the opportunity to discuss important issues.
There certainly is no shortage of issues to discuss, but here are a few ideas…
IMPORTANT ISSUES TO DISCUSS:
- Yanking Federal funding for any charitable organization who supports a “nasty” woman’s right to choose. And why stop there? Let’s tell doctors all over the world how to do their job, too. That’s leadership.
- Building a wall to keep out brazen Mexican immigrants who have the nerve to try to provide a better life for their families. All of those taco trucks would be an eyesore, am I right?
- Repealing the Affordable Care Act. So what if 24 million people lose insurance?
- Doing nothing to address the student loan debt. Let’s put those whiny millennials in their place.
“LET’S USE THIS CRITICAL TIME TO SHOW TRUMP WE NEED THESE SATELLITE WHITE HOUSES MORE THAN EVER. POUR YOURSELF A LITTLE TRUMP VODKA AND CALL WHITE HOUSE INC. TODAY!”