Oh! Oh! OH! HA HA HA HA HA!:P
After just three weeks on the job, President Voldemort is reportedly frustrated with the realities of trying to run the U.S. government the way he manages his family-owned business.
Politico interviewed nearly two dozen people who have spent time with the former real estate developer and reality TV star since his inauguration — and they said Voldemort’s “mood has careened between surprise and anger as he’s faced the predictable realities of governing,” according to the report.
This just tickles me to no end, OMFG! Voldemort has never read the Constitution of the United States of America, because he is a dumb and impatient motherfucker with no attention span, and then Pol Potbelly is all shocked and shaken when it turns out the American republic and its institutions are stronger than he is.
It’s called a system of checks and balances, you stupid narcissistic troll!
LOL, this is just the bomb. This makes me happier than I’ve been in months, swear to Buddha!
The Mangled Apricot Hellbeast also doesn’t understand Business 101: If the staff ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.
Sources close to Voldemort said he’s infuriated by the profusion of leaks revealing his confrontational phone calls with world leaders and the herky-jerky inner workings of the White House.
When you treat your staff like fucking dog shit, they’re going to fight back to make themselves feel better. Leaking is a wonderful way to do that, for them and for us. :) If your goddamned presidential administration is confusing and competitive and exhausting and the staff doesn’t feel like it has anyone in their own corner, they’re going to retaliate. I don’t know why the hell Donald Fucking Voldemort doesn’t know this, it’s simple business SOP.
(The) sources also revealed that Voldemort has privately expressed disbelief that judges, bureaucrats and lawmakers are able to halt him from filling government positions or implementing policies.
“He doesn’t like this sh*t,” a source told Politico, referring to the difficulties Voldemort faced in getting one of his top fundraisers, Anthony Scaramucci, appointed to a job in the West Wing.
ROTFL!!! Well, fantastic then! Twitler isn’t supposed to like this; the man has never been told “no” before in, well, anything. He’s coming up against the wall that is the United States federal government, and he has no idea how it operates or how to go about getting things done correctly. This atrocious, would-be fascist man thinks he can rule by fiat, but that’s not the way the United States federal government was designed.
And something tells me that our system of checks and balances is so huge a burden for Mango Mussolini that he’s just gonna back down because he, quite literally, can’t take it anymore. His delicate and fragile ego is wrought with strife.
For the first time since November 8, 2016, I am legitimately happy today. :) Hee hee.