Someone once said that there comes a time in every New Yorker’s life when realize they will never play Short Stop for the Yankees. Following that logic, I have come to a place in my life where I realize I will most likely never give a commencement address.
So, sorry fools, you get to hear my Commencement Speech to the Class of 2017.
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5 Minute University
2017 Commencement Address — John M Webb
Students, faculty, kossacks, and family. Thank you for allowing me to address you today. I apologize for the warm up acts. I was always told to employ a DJ and a Hype Man before walking onto any stage. As Premier (God Bless His Soul) or Jam Master Jay (God Rest His Soul) could not be here, I had to wing it.
But how about that Father Sarducci, huh?
I called him up and asked him for a favor. He said he wasn’t doing anything and would be happy to do it. This is one pious and generous spirit. Let’s have a round of applause for Father Guido Sarducci.
Faculty, this is a time of both joy and exhaustion. You have seen another group of students to the finish line. You should be proud of what you have accomplished. Today is as much about you as it is the whiny crybaby students. Take the time to enjoy it.
Words of Advice
I don’t have many. Keep doing what brought you to this place today. It seems to be working. Take breaks. Don’t over exert. Care for yourself.
And remember to reach back to help more people celebrate like you are today.
Because today is also about the people along your path who will never have the chance to feel this joy you feel today as well. Be proud of your accomplishments but be sure not to think of your degree as something that makes you better. Be proud of your work but remember that there is always someone with fewer opportunities than you. Reach back. Look forward, together.
And, finally, Mr Thornton Mellon …
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From emaz:
This comment by elsaf offers great insight into Trump voters! (Ed. note: That entire thread is a good one!)
From BeninSC:
In the thread emaz noted, above, I thought this comment by EmmaPeel was an excellent one, and a fine counter to the argument many Democrats want to make about Pence being more dangerous.
From thurayya:
I'm submitting
this comment by
flycaster because he
saw far beyond the man's racism. In
doroma’s diary about the person. (Ed. note: This comment is out of recommendability, but please read it anyway. It is good!)
From MikeTheLiberal:
This comment by artem1s on Trump voters is well thought out and comprehensive, and I hope it isn't ignored because it's so far down the thread.
Top Mojo ala mik!
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