First, cut to the scene of that Congressman blaming his divorce on Muslims.
Next, show Arnold Shwarzenegger reneging on his promise to launch an investigation into the sexual harrassment allegations because he is too busy.
Next, show Janklow using his diabetes defense.
Next (possibly), show Rush Limbaugh making one of his pathetic excuses.
Next, show Condoleezza saying she didn't read the report.
Next, show Condoleeza saying we could never have imagined that planes would be used in terrorism attacks.
Tagline, with narrator asking incredulously, "and they say the Republican Party is the party of personal responsibility?!?"
Please add in any other instances I may be missing.