Fred R. Conrad at the NY Times has a sense of humor (not to mention using backdrop colors to convey subliminal messages). Unfortunately, his caption-writers don't have one to match. I know it's shallow and all to mock candidates' appearances, but shallowness can be so fun! Read on to lend a hand...
Left: "Here's Chucky!"
Right: John Kerry's face, superimposed on a photo of someone with a better neck so as to appear freakishly enlarged.