Ann Richards gave the opening remarks at the Democratic Unity Dinner a couple minutes ago. It was short & cute, and here are a couple of her one-liners.
We are so united that...
- after the caucuses we had separation anxiety
- Howard Dean got a lifetime membership from the DLC
- Tom DeLay wants to put us all in a single congressional district
- before their wives got wind of it, Joe Lieberman and Al Sharpton were headed to SF for a marriage license.
And of course, she thanked the Republicans for bringing us all together.