Biodiesel. Yes, you heard me: biodiesel. If you don't know what it is, I suggest you
inform yourself. Of all the alternative energy ideas I have heard, this is the first that I have found to be legitimately viable, especially given the fact that
the diesel engine was originally designed to run on vegetable oil. Switching to biodiesel would end our sickening trade deficit and foreign dependance on oil and take the money directly out of the pockets of terrorist-sympathizing Arab oil magnates and put it in the hands of American farmers. I'm not saying that biodiesel is a silver bullet, but if we had put $500 billion into biodiesel instead of Iraq, we could have made the switch without a hitch. Now go and point out the fallacy of my argument.