I found this poem on Snopes, of all places; they fact-checked the quotes. Now I'm bringing it to you, my fellow Kossacks, to liven up everyone's Saturday night a little. And to remind you all that we're doing this to get some IQ back in the White House next year.
MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
(each line is a bona-fide quote from our Dear Leader)