(to the tune of The Steve Miller Band's song of the same name):
Some people call me a spaced-out cowboy, yeah
Some say I'm a gangster of Rove
Some people call me the Shrub
But I'm a chickenhawk, baby, not a dove
People talk about me, baby
Say I act like an imperial lord
Well, don't you worry baby, don't worry
Cause I'm ruling from right here in Crawford
Cause I'm a schemer
I'm a dreamer
I'm an L. Paul Bremer
Nation buildin' must be done
I'm a slacker
I'm a cracker
I'm an Enron backer
Takin' vacation out in the sun
Wooo Woooo
You're the greatest SecDef
That I ever did see
Cover up that torture
And it won't bother me
Abu-Ghraib-y, Abu-Ghraib-y, Abu-Ghraib-y, all the time
Don-ny baby, it'll be your ass not mine