http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2004/5/26moe.html/
McSweeney's somewhat-humorous take on Kerry's potential VP Picks.
Top Answer to my mind is #4, Bill Clinton:
4. Bill Clinton, former President
Pro: Oh man, that would be awesome--could you imagine? He'd be all like Yeah, I'm back, so suck on this, y'all and everyone would be all No way and he'd be all Way
Con: None
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