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I tried to write a more family-friendly headline, but the hell with it. Fineman is a tool, with this bizarre, idiotic, and asinine column betraying his obvious fantasy that Rove find dirt -- any dirt -- to marr Edwards' squeaky clean facade.
Edwards never got the full investigative media treatment in the primary season--he never really won enough primaries to warrant it. He will get that kind of tough handling at some point now. One top Bush-Cheney "oppo" guy told me that BC04 wasn't going to bother digging for and dishing stories about Edwards. They think Kerry is the far richer target, and Edwards the far more attractive campaigner. Why draw attention to Edwards? OK. But if there's something to be found--if there is something more, and something less attractive, to the story of John Edwards--Karl Rove and his minions in the Republican Party will find it.
So what the fuck is it, Howie? What is this horrible, dark secret that Rove will find? Do you have any idea? No? Are you just making shit up? Pulling it out of your ass? Because that's what it looks like.

Josh Marshall lays the smackdown, using much cleaner language than me.

My synopsis of the new Howard Fineman article on John Edwards ...
John Edwards is a man in a hurry. Maybe too much of a hurry. No one's ever been in such a hurry except for the other people who've been in a hurry.* And when you're in a hurry you make mistakes. And if Edwards made mistakes you can be sure Karl Rove will find out. And if Rove finds out about Edwards' hidden mistakes it'll be a bad day for Edwards and John Kerry. And now Edwards is in the fight of his life. And it's only a matter of time before Rove lowers the boom on Edwards' mistakes -- if he made any. And if he did, boy will Karl Rove ever find them and lower the boom on them.
Josh then makes a mockery of the central thesis of Fineman's bizarre fantasy-rant: that only Ike has risen this far in politics faster than Edwards.
That asterisk is a reference to this paragraph, the second of the article ...
Except for Ike, I can't think of anyone in modern times that entered electoral politics and gained a place on a major-party ticket on such a hurried timetable. Dan Quayle, who'd held office for 12 years when George H.W. Bush picked him, was a grizzled veteran compared with Edwards. Yes, George W. Bush had been governor of Texas for only six years when he won the presidency. But he had run for the House years earlier, and essentially had spent his entire life in the family business of politics. (A helpful reader points out to me that Richard Nixon had a similarly rapid rise. Elected to the House in 1946, he became Ike's running mate in 1952. But an Edwards-Nixon comparison is hardly one that Democrats would like to make.)
So, Bush was in a hurry too. But he once ran for the House between business failures and, besides, for him politics is genetic. And Nixon did it in six too; but he did bad stuff so that doesn't count.
Then Josh helps Fineman out with other candidates that rose as fast, or faster, than Edwards -- Wendell Willkie, Thomas Dewey, Adlai Stevenson, Spiro Agnew and Geraldine Ferraro.

Originally posted to Daily Kos on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 11:22 AM PDT.

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  •  Which is It, Howard? (none)
    Why does he argue Edwards is rising too fast, then proceed to enumerate all the other cases where a politician rose to the top at least as fast?

    ...he didn't make the mistake that some politicians do of wearing his religion on his sleeve. -Ron Reagan Jr.

    by easong on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 11:24:24 AM PDT

    •  Conversation with myself... (4.00)
      "Look, there's Howard Fineman... what an asshole". "Yeah, bigtime".
    •  Fineman has an agenda (none)
      Ever since I saw him verbally dismantle Howard Dean on Iowa primary night for no reason, I have not liked him. He always seems like he has a secret agenda.

      Chance favors the prepared mind.

      by hypnyx on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 01:26:45 PM PDT

      [ Parent ]

      •  Fineman is jealous. (none)
        It is really easy for the Boomer media to discount George Bush, since he so clearly got where he is because of his Daddy's connections. He doesn't threaten them.  All the others--Clinton, Kerry, now Edwards, who is even (shudder) younger than the others, got where they are through individual achievement. Sure Kerry had some family background, but not lots of  money.  His aunt paid for his prep school. He succeeded at the military and various jobs after college.  Edwards, like Clinton, is completely self-made.  So the Finemans and the other Heathers have to look at them and feel less than adequate because they haven't accomplished so much.  Sad bunch, really.

        If you're going in the wrong direction and you stay the course, where, exactly, do you wind up?

        by Mimikatz on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 06:33:36 PM PDT

        [ Parent ]

      •  Hypnyx is right (none)
        No one was more blatantly biased and nasty toward Dean than Fineman in his MSNBC appearances. And that's saying a lot.

        Nothing will give you peace except the triumph of principles. --Emerson ... Click to read the 'Union'

        by Hudson on Sat Jul 10, 2004 at 08:16:28 PM PDT

        [ Parent ]

  •  It just goes to show... (none)
    It just goes to show that the media is interested in sensationalistic gossip.  After all, that's what sells newspapers.
  •  It's OK, forget the media.. (4.00)
    Something to brighten everyone's day..

    The emperor has no brains.

    by daria g on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 11:26:26 AM PDT

    •  Theresa (none)
      is smart and HOT.

      "If I pay a man enough money to buy my car, he'll buy my car." Henry Ford

      by johnmorris on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 11:34:24 AM PDT

      [ Parent ]

      •  Is it wrong? (none)
        That I'm attracted to Teresa and Elizabeth?  Teresa just seems OK until she starts talking, then she really wows me.  And Elizabeth is really damn cute, and smart as hell too.  No it's not a powerful woman thing, because Laura Bush creeps me out.  Anyway, these guys need to let their wives talk more.  

        Do right, but do it right.

        by tfiblog on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 11:44:18 AM PDT

        [ Parent ]

        •  NO, It's Not Wrong (4.00)
          She's a hottie for sure and there's a certain Commandment I'd be thinking of breaking...if I were their neighbor, that is.

          And Laura Bush DOES really totally creep me out, too.  Maybe it's knowing she killed her ex boyfriend (oops).

          You can't always tell the truth because you don't always know the truth - but you can ALWAYS be honest.

          by mattman on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 12:25:38 PM PDT

          [ Parent ]

        •  Only a sign of your good taste in women (none)
          Laura never struck me as a "powerful woman", just a Stepford.  Teresa on the other hand...oh my! Twice my age or not, she could be my Mrs. Robinson any time.  She's not just strong and sexy, she's fun to listen to as well.  I can't wait to have her gracing the white House with her presence for the next four years!

          Damn, it's true! Liberal Democrats really ARE hotter!  Between the younger Herseths, Obamas and Konops, and the older Kerrys and Huffingtons, I feel like a kid with his face against the eye candy store.

          MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: Halliburton is again profitable.

          by AdmiralNaismith on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 12:53:17 PM PDT

          [ Parent ]

      •  and rich... (none)
        but willing to pay her fair share of taxes. It doesn't get any better than that.
      •  YES YES YES (none)
        This woman has given me something to love about the Kerry campaign... in fact they were both great last night on Larry King... they should put this on DVD and mail it out to the swing states.

        The lure of the distant and the difficult is deceptive. The great opportunity is where you are! (who?)

        by bluecayuga on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 12:15:57 PM PDT

        [ Parent ]

      •  one of the things that I like best about Kerry... (4.00)
        is how absolutely BESOTTED he seems to be with Teresa. watch their body language. he's always reaching for her hand, touching her, on the steps of the plane making sure she doesn't trip, his facial expression and tone of voice when talking about her, and all that.

        Like the Big Dog, JFK2 took on one hell of a woman, and isn't ashamed of it. he also knows that it makes him more saleable to woman voters who want to see a candidate that not only likes but respects the fact that his wife has a brain.

        More sh*t here than one fan can handle!

        by susanp on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 12:21:07 PM PDT

        [ Parent ]

        •  I'm still waiting for the Kerry Chronicles to come (none)
          out and accuse Theresa and John of conspiring to kill John Heinz.

          If the Republicans stop telling lies about us, we will stop telling the truth about them. Adlai Stevenson

          by Velvet Revolution on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 12:37:12 PM PDT

          [ Parent ]

          •  Oh they're working on it now (none)
            "What did Wade Edwards know when they killed him???"  

            The Arkansas Project is just about the most disgusting thing ever done in American politics.  I'd like to go see "The Hunting of the President", but I won't because I know I'll be too angry to sleep.  Again.  

            Do right, but do it right.

            by tfiblog on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 12:45:51 PM PDT

            [ Parent ]

        •  It's a comfort for other reasons (none)
          Them voters who got "Clinton fatigue" must breathe a sigh of relief when they see John and Teresa together.  If he cheats on her, I'll go to Abu Ghraib and listen to the John Ashcroft "Greatest Hits" album over and over and over.

          MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: Halliburton is again profitable.

          by AdmiralNaismith on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 01:04:56 PM PDT

          [ Parent ]

    •  Caption (none)
      There's a bad joke to be made here that it looks like Teresa may have been "hitting the sauce ", but damned if I can figure out what it is.

       

      Why, is that Don Rumsfeld? Nah. Can't be. The United States doesn't negotiate with terrorists.

      by Jank2112 on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 11:35:58 AM PDT

      [ Parent ]

    •  Theresa looks <i>glorious</i> (none)
    •  Theresa Kerry and .... (none)
      Perhaps Theresa Kerry and Colin Powell can get on the same stage together? YMCA in duet??

      Bet she looks a lot better in a safety helment, though. <grin>

    •  Sorry to be a grump... (none)
      But what does this have to do with the thread?

      And while I'm being curmudgeonly, have you guys never seen attractive women before? I mean really, get a grip...

  •  You can't use that kind of language here! (none)
    Who do you think you are, the Vice Preznit?  This isn't the Senate floor, y'know.

    [/end unabashed sarcasm]

    On a serious note, the Rove machine will certainly have dirt to spread on Edwards, even if they have to manufacture some.

  •  Fineman needs a good Cheneying (none)
    Or maybe he likes the Cheneying he gets from some B/C oppo babe. Just theorizing.

    Don't even try to misunderestimate me.

    by pox vopuli on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 11:28:09 AM PDT

    •  Wow. (none)
      That's speculation that even the brief run by the Washingtonienne would admire.

      I'd love it if you had some source even credibly hinting at Cheney getting something on the side....

      I can see the headlines now.

      "Cheney cheneyed by his own Clintonizing"

      Especially when visions harden into dogmatic ideologies, they become inhuman, cruel and dangerous. - Arthur Schlesinger, Jr.

      by wingedelf on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 11:34:31 AM PDT

      [ Parent ]

      •  Oh, please GMAB. (none)
        Cheney's "little dick" is in about the same shape as his heart-and his brain. he hasn't heard from either of them in years.

        probably why he gets so much juice from making war-and money.

        More sh*t here than one fan can handle!

        by susanp on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 12:23:15 PM PDT

        [ Parent ]

  •  I really think (3.33)
    all these assholes like Fineman just want to "keep more of their own money." Because "they've earned it" and "John Edwards is antibusiness" and "John Kerry will hurt corporate profits." I truly think they are all just worried about their stock portfolios. And who wouldn't rather live in a theocracy (tm) than support policies that are "antibusiness"? Oh and plus John Edwards is more succesful than they are. Don't discount the jealous-of-a-younger-male factor amongst the punditocracy.
  •  THIS (4.00)
    is why i read Markos. Smacking around the snivelling media whores.

    My other Drunken ravings| Friends dont let idiots run countries

    by cdreid on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 11:29:58 AM PDT

  •  Its going to be really cool (none)
    when they discover that (gasp) Edwards forced some $1mil/yr small business man to retreat, in bankruptcy, to his palatial country house for just a teeny weeeny bit of lying, cheating and stealing. They know in their souls that everyone hates trial lawyers and loves bidnez men. I wait for this campaign.

    "If I pay a man enough money to buy my car, he'll buy my car." Henry Ford

    by johnmorris on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 11:33:06 AM PDT

  •  Shocked! (3.50)
    Shocked I am that Howard Fineman could write something as ludicrous, pointless and inaccurate as that piece.

    If the Republicans stop telling lies about us, we will stop telling the truth about them. Adlai Stevenson

    by Velvet Revolution on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 11:33:48 AM PDT

  •  Jesus Christ (2.00)
    "Fineman is a tool, with this bizarre, idiotic, and asinine column betraying his obvious fantasy that Rove find dirt -- any dirt -- to marr Edwards' squeaky clean facade."

    The part of the column that JMM highlights is indeed idiotic.

    But Fineman is normally an above average columnist.  He normally takes a left of center position.  He's not a partisan columnist who's "on our side" like E.J. Dionne, but he's usually an enlightening read.

    Pick your enemies more carefully.

    •  Memo to NoDissentAllowed (none)
      Please watch Hardball for a couple of weeks.  Your opinion might change.

      Howard has already received his gold knee pads from this administration.  He ain't no silver medalist, he worked for that gold.

      If the Republicans stop telling lies about us, we will stop telling the truth about them. Adlai Stevenson

      by Velvet Revolution on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 11:55:30 AM PDT

      [ Parent ]

      •  Re: Memo to NoDissentAllowed (none)
        "Please watch Hardball for a couple of weeks.  Your opinion might change."

        Hardball is already one of the news shows I Tivo every day.

        Tweety is the guy I hate.  (I'll spit on him if I ever see him in an airport.  He knows better.)  Fineman is usually insightful, and leans toward our side.

        Just because a media pundit does the "non-partisan" schtick doesn't mean he's a whore.

        Fineman obviously screwed this one up, but he doesn't deserve this level of venom.

        •  We'll agree to disagree (4.00)
          I watched in 2000 too.  I'll never forgive him as he was one of the chief Gore-ers out their.  I suggest you peruse the Daily Howler archives to get what I'm talking about.

          BTW, is it against the law for these pundits to be right just once?  They're never on target.

          These chumps are still waiting for America to join them in their fight against Clinton.

          If the Republicans stop telling lies about us, we will stop telling the truth about them. Adlai Stevenson

          by Velvet Revolution on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 12:09:22 PM PDT

          [ Parent ]

          •  Kurtz of Fineman? (4.00)
            I can't decide who's the bigger whore, Fineman or Kurtz. I go back and forth. I think MWO gave the prize to Fineman last year, or the year before.

            Kurtz may be in a league of his own, though, being a meedja critic and all.

            Somerby has their number. His dismantling of Ellen Goodman this week is masterful.

          •  Re: We'll agree to disagree (none)
            "These chumps are still waiting for America to join them in their fight against Clinton."

            See, that's where I disagree about people like Fineman.  They don't have an agenda against us.  But that doesn't mean they have an aganda for us either.

            They're mainly hacks who are concerned about rating and enhancing their careers.  The best of these hacks are simply more insightful than the average hack.

            I include people like Howard Fineman, Bill Schneider, and Roger Simon in this category.

            The ones I reserve my personal venom for are those who claim to be 'non-partisan', but who really do have an agenda against us.

            I include Tweety, Lisa Myers, and Nedra Pickler is this category.

    •  I disagree (none)
      he's in bush's pocket... his jabs are usually better veiled.

      The lure of the distant and the difficult is deceptive. The great opportunity is where you are! (who?)

      by bluecayuga on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 12:23:57 PM PDT

      [ Parent ]

  •  Reaching (4.00)
    He's (actually, they it would seem) are reaching while we are retching.

    Consider this.  When Edwards ran for the Senate in 1998 (two years before Bush-in-the-Box popped up) he was thoroughly vetted by the GOP attack machine.  Nada.

    Why?  Because there is nada.

    If "in a hurry" is all they can come up with, they will have to read some bio on the man.  The death of his son in 1996 gave him a new and urgent sense of the fragility and passing nature of life.  He decided to live, and to give back more than he had been.

    These are desperate men in desperate times spinning desperate stories to console themselves.

    Fools.

    If you think Bush really is (he is!) the worst president ever, go to www.worstpresidentever.us and spread the word.

    by Long Haul on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 11:35:34 AM PDT

    •  Watch out for the lie for payoff scheme (none)
      I was thinking about this last night. If they have nothing on Edwards won't they start looking for women to payoff to say that they had a fling with him?  I mean wouldn't Mellon-Scaife money go a long way in economically depressed North Carolina?  This is the secret weapon of the Rethugs. I don't see any defense for it.

      Don't even try to misunderestimate me.

      by pox vopuli on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 11:42:31 AM PDT

      [ Parent ]

      •  What on earth (none)
        makes you think North Carolina is 'economically depressed'

        My other Drunken ravings| Friends dont let idiots run countries

        by cdreid on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 11:47:06 AM PDT

        [ Parent ]

        •  I was referring to the (none)
          mill towns and the loss of textile jobs. I withdraw the term economically depressed, but I stand by the theory that they could payoff women to lie about having had a fling with Edwards. And with the Clinton example, don't bet against some freelancer looking for "fame" or a $100k story in the National Enquirer and a Playboy shoot. Very scary.

          Don't even try to misunderestimate me.

          by pox vopuli on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 11:52:10 AM PDT

          [ Parent ]

          •  That (none)
            really hit South Carolina. And hard. But believe it or not SC is a very rethug state. Lots of the 'snooty' racism people associate with the antebellum south.
            Im 100% sure you are right about them paying off some bimbo. Theyve done it before at least twice. I dont think people are biting anymore and are a little sick of the rethug lie machine.

            My other Drunken ravings| Friends dont let idiots run countries

            by cdreid on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 01:55:44 PM PDT

            [ Parent ]

        •  Because North Carolina is economically depressed. (none)
          NC has been hit by the textile crash, the telcom crash, banking jobs being outsourced, military towns with all the men overseas, and  overreliance on tobacco. About all that's left is pig farming.
          •  You seem to know nothing about north carolina (none)
            The economy is vibrant (relative to the rest of the country) and has been for a very long time.

            North Carolina was never centered on textiles. You're thinking of South Carolina. North Carolina is a financial, farming, and industrial state. And has been for a very long time.

            My other Drunken ravings| Friends dont let idiots run countries

            by cdreid on Wed Jul 14, 2004 at 05:28:15 AM PDT

            [ Parent ]

      •  Truth Is An Absolute Defense (none)
        They won't even try it as stupid as they are.

        They are going to have to have some proof, some evidence of Edwards getting on with other women..

        And manufactured evidence is a VERY dangerous thing. Tends to *really *bite you in the ass.

        Didn't work against Kerry, and it ain't gonna work against Edwards.

        I almost hope they try it.

        You can't always tell the truth because you don't always know the truth - but you can ALWAYS be honest.

        by mattman on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 12:05:13 PM PDT

        [ Parent ]

      •  Look for it in Drudge (none)
        If they have nothing on Edwards won't they start looking for women to payoff to say that they had a fling with him?

        Or make it up. Drudge keeps trotting out the "Kerry intern affair" hoping somebody mainstream will believe it and give it legs. He's probably already writing the story line for the equivalent Edwards story as we speak.

  •  And furthermore, (none)
    has anyone else noticed the dreadful dye job Howie is sporting?  Why, last night on "Hardball" I thought he was Elizabeth Dole!
    •  Speaking of Liddy (4.00)
      She was on the other night and had the most laughable point thus far.

      She said that Edwards was not experienced enough to be vice president.

      Um, Liddy YOU RAN FOR FUCKING PRESIDENT with a weaker resume than John.  Being married to the majority leader and giving a nice walk around the room speech doesn't make you qualified.

      BTW, I'm perfectly aware of her Red Cross and cabinet experience.  She was a terrible administrator at both gigs.

      If the Republicans stop telling lies about us, we will stop telling the truth about them. Adlai Stevenson

      by Velvet Revolution on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 12:00:18 PM PDT

      [ Parent ]

      •  Hmmm (none)
        I had totally and completely forgot that Elizabeth Dole was a Senator.  What has she been up to?  I haven't heard much from her.

        ---
        This post is just a preview. Get the full effect at SpaceRook.com

        by TrentL on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 12:21:55 PM PDT

        [ Parent ]

        •  Exactly. (none)
          n/t

          More sh*t here than one fan can handle!

          by susanp on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 12:26:01 PM PDT

          [ Parent ]

        •  you and me both (none)
          I listened to the Abu Gharib hearings before the Armed Services Committee on my computer, and I kept wondering who the moron with the Southern accent was.  Her entire testimony was basically "the Iraqis are skipping through the fields of daisies we've planted them."  I knew it was a Republican, but I couldn't think of any southern female Republican other than Kay Bailey Hutchinson, but though I disagree with Hutchinson on most everything, I doubted she would sound so dense.  I finally checked the Armed Services Committee roster and realized it was Elizabeth Dole, a person so negligible that I forgot she existed.
    •  Hair Dye Job (4.00)
      Howie is going for the Cal Thomas look -- Elizabeth Dole is going blond so she can look more like Andrea Mitchell who is trying for the Nancy Reagan look who was emulating Ba Ba Walters.

      "Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." Lewis Carroll

      by kathyp on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 12:02:25 PM PDT

      [ Parent ]

    •  He's very bitter about that bad dye job.. (none)
      and he's taking it out on a man with much better hair.
  •  Cheney 'em all! (none)
    And other expletives. Again, the true tragedy here is all this is only distracting from issues that are of real importance: Iraq; Afghanistan; the economy...look! JANET JACKSON'S NIPPLE!
  •  Where will the smear come from? (none)
    My guess is the Rove smear on Edwards will come from some sorehead that got pimp-slapped by Edwards in court.

    The Dems need to be ready to demonstrate that Edwards' lawyering benefitted working class people and those who really needed a capable advocate.

    •  Let them try (none)
      Faircloth was going to pull this over one of Edwards' cases, then realized Edwards could bring the victim and the victim's family on to offer rebuttal.

      Edwards was one hell of a trial lawyer, but he's a righteous trial lawyer. No ambulance chasing here.

      My country, right or wrong; if right, to be kept right; and if wrong, to be set right. Sen Carl Schurz

      by Bill Rehm on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 01:13:26 PM PDT

      [ Parent ]

  •  Speaking of Photos that will make your day (none)
    This Forum on Fark, if you haven't seen it already.  


    It literally had me on the floor at work

    Why, is that Don Rumsfeld? Nah. Can't be. The United States doesn't negotiate with terrorists.

    by Jank2112 on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 11:39:26 AM PDT

  •  Cheney unleashed (none)
    a new frankness. Fuck Fineman is right, alliterative and very french (as in pardon my). In this age of subjectivity our only hope is to call things what they are.

    <"Do not seek the treasure!" >

    by moon in the house of moe on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 11:41:23 AM PDT

  •  Continually Amazzed . . (none)
    I'm continually amazed by these so-called journalists who purport to be smart and learned, who, time and again, shamelessly pull sh!t straight from their asses because it matches their own, uninformed "hunch," or "sense," when doing so in print just reveals their own limited knowledge of political history.

    Its freakin' shameless.  I long for a day that puts a premium on an accurate news story rather than a "timely" one.

    Fineman just ought to be embarrassed.  If I handed in a memo of this quality to my superiors, I'd be fired.

    Priceless? George Bush is a very wealthy man.

    by MRL on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 11:50:19 AM PDT

    •  Cut the guy some slack (none)
      it's not like there is anything real to report on.  There's just nothing like an investigation of the administration...er..or a war and how we got there...er...well, we don't have a budget deficit so we can't talk about its impact...er...there's no health care crisis...er

      Dammit!  I can't think of anything that there ISN'T something to report about.

      If the Republicans stop telling lies about us, we will stop telling the truth about them. Adlai Stevenson

      by Velvet Revolution on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 12:04:24 PM PDT

      [ Parent ]

  •  For a family friendly headline (none)
    You can always go with "Cheney Fineman"
  •  Post Fineman's home number (none)
    Anyone have a DC phone directory?

    "I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you... Now watch this drive." George W. Bush

    by DrFrankLives on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 11:58:39 AM PDT

  •  Fuck Fineman and William Scheider for that matter (none)
    What's wrong with this supposed liberal media always cracking down on the democrats. What a joke! I remember seeing William Scheider analyze Edwards soon after the announcement. He quickly stated how underqualified he was and how the Republicans would exploit this. Liberal media bias my ass!
  •  Of course all of JMM's examples lost, except Agnew (none)
  •  Thank you (none)
    Thank you Kos, and thank you Josh - you guys really do keep many of us from wasting time and energy getting angry.  

    I guess it is far too noble of a goal for Fineman to light the candle rather than curse the darkness.  

    Bush can no longer win and they know it.  

  •  Speaking of fast rising politicians (none)
    What about GW himself, in the 2000 elections he had the same amount of experience as Governor as Edwards now has as Senator.
  •  What ever happened to science Friday? (4.00)
    I really liked that feature.

    In other news...

    Bush Whitehouse in October 2004.

    •  I was just wondering (none)
      the same thing.

      I think your picture qualifies, given this administration's proclivity for treating fantasy as reality . . . call it Sci-Fi Friday.

      Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth. - Albert Einstein

      by Leslie in CA on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 12:34:18 PM PDT

      [ Parent ]

    •  Excellent (none)
      BTW, how does one post an image?  I screw it up everytime.

      Of course, I'm an idiot.

      If the Republicans stop telling lies about us, we will stop telling the truth about them. Adlai Stevenson

      by Velvet Revolution on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 12:39:59 PM PDT

      [ Parent ]

    •  Good question (none)
      I'll try and find out.

      :)

      •  Image hosting (none)
        Generally your ISP will let you host. But the site may have too many hits- generally if it's download by too many people they'll delete it. If you go to the photoshop pages on Fark.com and right-click on the pictures you can get a good idea of the dedicated image hosts available (like iownjoo.com, myimgs.com and superdownloads.net). Some may be free some not. Once you have your picture hosted, you link to it with the tag.

        Do right, but do it right.

        by tfiblog on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 12:51:55 PM PDT

        [ Parent ]

    •  Science Friday (none)
      I'm surprised no one has mentioned that now over 4,000 top scientists, Nobel winners, etc., have signed the petition of the Union of Concerned Scientists about Bu$hCo's politicization of science.

      There was a long article about this in today's LA Times and I'm sure it made some other "papers of record."  Maybe even the morons dumb enough to work at the NYT got it.

      William Goldman was right when he said the three rules of Hollywierd are "1) Nobody, 2) knows, 3) anything." Works in the real world, too.

      by HollywierdLiberal on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 01:53:39 PM PDT

      [ Parent ]

  •  And other press misdeeds re 'Thugs on Edwards (4.00)
    A bit OT but in same general theme: In Edwards pieces in LA Times yesterday and by Mara Liasson this morning on NPR, both brought up the Thug canard about lack of experience, without mentioning Bush's equivalent lack of experience. In the context of a press that had had even a wee bit of brain function during the Iraq build-up, I would forgive this. But given their flatine coma during this entire presidency (until things started going REALLY badly in Iraq) I find these omissions equivalent to journalistic malpractice. The Thugs make this charge against Edwards knowing that the only hope of them not looking like total idiots is that the press will dutifully report what they say and discuss its merits re the VP, and somehow fail to mention that Bush ran for the TOP of the ticket with the same number of years of experience in government office, and NONE at the national level. And Of ocourse, that is exactly what the press (for the most part) has done.

    I called LA Times yesterday; NPR call coming up -- go give them hell!

    "Scrutinize the bill, it is you who must pay it...You must take over the leadership." - Brecht

    by pedestrian xing on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 12:16:08 PM PDT

    •  giving them hell (none)
      it's actually pretty easy to give someone in the media "hell" because their private work e-mail generally works like this:

      first.name@companyname.com

      as in:

      howard.fineman@msnbc.com

      I've been taking to going after these folks - sometimes with an "intelligent" dissent and sometimes telling them to "go cheney yourself", using this system and so far the Mailer Daemon's lack of response tells me the stuff's getting through.

      Fill up their in-boxes!  Today I sent Howie-baby Josh's list of "too speedy" Republicans.

      William Goldman was right when he said the three rules of Hollywierd are "1) Nobody, 2) knows, 3) anything." Works in the real world, too.

      by HollywierdLiberal on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 02:02:13 PM PDT

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    •  update (none)
      I did call NPR and spoke to the Ombudsman's office. I was told this was not the first call they had received on this topic. So do call --  I think it will make a difference.

      "Scrutinize the bill, it is you who must pay it...You must take over the leadership." - Brecht

      by pedestrian xing on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 03:03:07 PM PDT

      [ Parent ]

    •  Mara Liasson (none)
      has some kind of connection with the American Enterprise Institute, although it's never mentioned on NPR.

      I've Googled for it but with no luck; it's something I heard . . . somewhere?

      Anyone else know it?

      When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -- Elayne Boosler

      by Mnemosyne on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 05:34:32 PM PDT

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  •  Edwards (none)
    If the Kerry/Edwards ticket really takes off after the convention I wouldn't be surprised for Drudge to come out with an Edwards bimbo story. After all, aren't he and Rove bunkmates? By the way, the old Media Whores On Line website didn't give Fineman the Media Whore of the Year Award for nothing. He's a smarmy, conventional wisdom prick.
  •  Is it wrong (none)
    for me to want to beat the flying fucking shit out of Fineman?
    •  No It Isn't!!! (none)
      Can I watch.. He! He!
      I want the Asshole Bush himself...or Chaney.. in an alley way..the good ole fashioned way.

      Remember it wasn't until the mid 60's that African Americans could vote in this country.. and we are trying to democritize the middle east...hmmmmmmm

      by rayboat on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 01:51:25 PM PDT

      [ Parent ]

  •  Possible line of attack against Edwards (4.00)
    James Pinkerton's column yesterday called Edwards a hypocrite for speaking out against outsourcing while having $1-5 million in a fund containing foreign investments.  Pinkerton called for him to divest this fund.  My email exchange with Pinkerton is below:

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    From: Upper West
    Sent: Thursday, July 08, 2004 6:06 PM
    To: pinkerto@ix.netcom.com
    Subject: Edwards Investments

    You're right that one of the funds in which Edwards has investments includes primarily foreign investments.  However, you imply that the listing in USA today deliberately misstates the name to obscure these investments.  The prospectus you cite has on its first page "American Funds" and below that "EuroPacific Growth Funds."  Further, this site "http://www.maxfunds.com/content/thefunds/AEGFX.htm lists it as American EuroPacific Growth Fund, as does an article in the 7/7 China Daily( http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2004-07/07/content_346092.htm).  These sources have no motivation to obscure the EuroPacific connection by putting "American" in front.  It is wrong to imply that the way Edwards listed the investments was intended to obscure foreign ties.

    Moreover,  your piece does not mention that the balance and majority of the investments are domestic, including UNC bonds and other investments in NC. (The reader would have to, as I did, look up yesterday's USA today to find that out.)

    Also, I don't think it's as cut and dried as you say that he is a hypocrite to have holdings in foreign countries when he opposes outsourcing.  Can't he believe that these foreign investments will grow even without outsourcing of jobs that might be filled here?  Isn't it possible that some of them have reverse outsourcing (sending jobs here?).

    I believe the column oversimplifies a complex issue, and is misleading as to the implication that he deliberately misstated the name of the fund.

    Pinkerton's Response

    pinkerto@ix.netcom.com>
    "[Upper West]
    Subject: RE: Edwards Investments
    >Date: Thu, 8 Jul 2004 21:52:48 -0400
    Hi:

    I will be interested to see if Edwards makes the sort of defense of himself that you made for him.  As of now, I will stand by my statement that he's a hypocrite.

    •  Good work! (none)
      This is exactly the kind of response to "journalists" that we need to make.  And that I'm too lazy to do myself.  

      Do right, but do it right.

      by tfiblog on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 01:01:01 PM PDT

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    •  I eagerly await his column (none)
      on Bush Saudi oil ties and how Bush tries to deceive on his ties to Enron.

      I'm sure he'll be all over those any day now.

      If the Republicans stop telling lies about us, we will stop telling the truth about them. Adlai Stevenson

      by Velvet Revolution on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 01:10:51 PM PDT

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    •  I wonder (4.00)
      if this scumbag Edwards invested money in Halliburton in the late 90's. You know they had subsidiaries that traded with known enemies to America. What kind of scoundrel would invest is such an immoral corporation? Certainly not someone who is qualified for the position of Vice President of the United States.
  •  Easy there, Pardner (none)
    No need to risk the G-rating for this piece of junk. Howard's just doing a pundit masturbation on a boring Friday with nothing else to write about that he can throw out with working too hard.

    I'm sure Karl Rove and friends will find something in Edwards' record to hammer, and I'm sure no one will care. Being "new" to politics is actually a bonus, among the VDE ("voters who decide elections" ... i.e swingers).

  •  Kos, why so surprised??- Seems hypocritical to me. (none)
    Kos, why so surprised when this is the same shilling psuedo journalist that in tandem with Jonothan Alter to help take down Howard Dean?

    Where was the outrage then?  Same question to anybody else on this site who supported anybody other than Howard Dean.

    You didn't seem to mind Howard Fineman then, did you.

    In the end I feel the same way about Fineman.  He and his other corporate lackeys in the media are a disaster for this country.

    BTW, I've hosted 4 Kerry Meetups in Glendale and enthusiastically will vote for him for President.

    Staying TRUE to Howard Dean's message going back to March of 2003!

  •  Fineman's tough to wrestle with. (none)
    His writing is pedestrian and urbane compared to Coulter et al and it is difficult to see whether he is pulling out the knives while he's talking nice or he's really being legitimately analytical. I admit I read everything he says. While right wingers have nonsensical allegations, I could picture Republican leaners asking me about these sorts of issues and potentially stumping me, and it's great to see someone take them on.

    His ignoring that Edwards escaped 1998 without any scandals being uncovered is a big point though.

    And **, Josh Marshall knows how to read into an argument. I remembered some of the names--and remembered they weren't around for long--and that's as close as I get to his reasoning. But I didn't know/find the ultimate info of actual years served, etc. He's just good. And rigorous.

    Fineman also ignores how Edwards had to spend a bit of time to get to third base, where Our Fearsome, uh Fearless, Leader started.

  •  More examples: (none)
    Check out a recent blog on http://www.rudepundit.blogspot.com listing the experience of some of our most distinguished Presidents who had done hooey in politics before getting in: Grover Cleveland, Teddy Roosevelt, Woodrow Wilson, Harding, Coolidge, FDR, Eisenhower.  Single term Governors, junior Senators, a General with no prior office.

    Amazing how the Republicans get to qualify their pontifications by acting as if time spent being reared by patrician connected families counts.  Are they saying they're shocked because Edwards was born working class and is trying to merit his way into their blueblood aristocracy?  

    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: Halliburton is again profitable.

    by AdmiralNaismith on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 12:39:11 PM PDT

    •  Look What No Experience Gets You (none)
      Abraham Lincoln served only one term as a U.S. representative before being elected President. Hmmm, could a successful presidency have more to do with brains and ability than with previous offices held? Enquiring minds want to know!
    •  Well, yeah. Of course. (none)
      Okay, so they're not quite saying it, but it's pretty clearly implied. He was supposed to know his place and stay in it.

      The other thing that bothers me about the "experience" chant, is that years in a job are apparently all that counts. What about accomplishments? What about how good a job the person did during those years? What about making progress and acquiring new skills? Shhh! Don't mention any of that.

      Remember the old line:

      "Do you have five years experience? Or do you have one year's experience, five times?"

      Accountability. Without it, there is no democracy.

      by Canadian Reader on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 02:04:02 PM PDT

      [ Parent ]

    •  Woodrow Wilson (none)
      Why is it Democrats of the left continue to hold this ignorant, narrow-minded, bigoted, racist, Southern bullshitter in high regard?

      Woodrow Wilson was an ignorant racist pig who did more than any other President before him to segregate the American government, both in its day to day operation and its policy administration toward the citizenry.  He sent war dissenters to maximum-security prisons, charging them with treason.

      His ignorant, religious-fundamentalist based foreign policy established the pernicious belief in American exceptionalism and righteousness that leads directly to the war in Iraq.

      His one "good thing" - the League of Nations - was the victim of his narrow and ignorant "my way or the highway" method of politics, which doomed it before he presented it.

      Woodrow Wilson is arguably the worst single Democrat to ever sit in the White House, even worse than his fellow Southern ignoramus, Andrew Jackson - another over-rated slimeball.

      Since we can't expunge him from the historical record, can we at least recognize him as a guy who doesn't deserve to be within a thousand miles of anyone's Pantheon?

      William Goldman was right when he said the three rules of Hollywierd are "1) Nobody, 2) knows, 3) anything." Works in the real world, too.

      by HollywierdLiberal on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 02:26:35 PM PDT

      [ Parent ]

      •  Whoah, Nellie! (none)
        Calm down. Wilson is just there as an example of someone who got to be president without much government experience.  You'll notice Warren Harding was another, and he isn't exactly on many top 40 lists of Great American Presidents.

        Gracious, who knew the old man still inspired such passion? I always thought the worst Democrats ever were Buchanan and Andy Johnson.

        MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: Halliburton is again profitable.

        by AdmiralNaismith on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 05:15:27 PM PDT

        [ Parent ]

  •  Investigative Journalism (none)
    The sorry fact is that most of the investigative journalism done by reporters these days is answering the phone when a "senior government official," Congressional source, or some other unidentified figure calls them.  
  •  Just a waste of time and such (none)
    To me, this isn't worth even responding to, let alone going Cheney.

    Let's keep our focus and conserve our energy.

    Hey, we're having a showing of F 9/11 as a benefit for the Party tonight and we made it into The Blade and hence into The Note! This could enable us to open a store front two months earlier than planned.

    Still seats left- 7:00 PM at the at the historic Cla-Zel in beautiful downtown Bowling Green (Ohio.) Donation of $20 ($10 for students) Many candidates will be there.

    Many pubs in the area....

  •  Not sure that list of (none)
    those who have ridden on the political fast track helps with the case for Edwards.  They all flamed out quickly.  Although Nixon did get a second act.

    As for GWB, those who know anything, know that Gov of TX is exactly a taxing job, but most people are not informed enough to know all Governor positions are not created equal.  The public also gives GWB points not for genetics but for having been exposed to and involved in (he worked on his father's compaigns) politics for years before running himself.  Also even as Governor of TX he had more power than all but the most senior Senators have.

    Finally - there is the issue of how many times an individual has been elected to office.  Nixon - three races before VP.  GWB - two races before POTUS.  

    Edwards is clearly more qualified than GWB for anything.  But appearances matter, and on the issue of political experience as most people measure it, GWB had him beat on that score in 2000.  Plus he's now had another four years.  If the public doesn't perceive GWB's incompetence well enough at this point, the battle will be tough all the way to November.    

  •  If You tell a lie enough times it becomes truth (none)
    That's the way Republicans in the Dubya Bush era work.
    Remember in 2000, how they made up lies about John Mccain and the voters bought the lies.
    They tried it with Kerry already with the intern now you can bet your paycheck that they'll try it with Edwards.

    Chance favors the prepared mind.

    by hypnyx on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 01:30:39 PM PDT

  •  Grover Cleveland, FDR (none)
    Grover Cleveland was an upper New York state lawyer until 1881, when he ran for mayor of Buffalo. A year later he ran for governor of New York. Two years later he was elected President.

    That's zero to President in 3 years. He was the first Democratic President after the "recent unpleasantness," the only northern Democrat to be elected between Lincoln and FDR. He served two terms, and lost the electoral college in 1888 after winning the popular vote.

    Oh, and FDR had been in public office just four years before winning election in 1932. Yes, he'd been an assistant cabinet secretary in WWI, and had run for VP in 1920, but he had only been in public office four years.

    Abraham Lincoln, of course, had just four years as a Congressman before he was elected President, in 1860. He lost the 1858 Senate race.

    No, Fineman doesn't have a brain. Nor an encyclopedia. Nor the time to be bothered looking at one.

    I can write better, I can report better, and so can you.

    Fire his ass.

  •  nothing to be found (none)
    I've known John Edwards since 1974 and Elizabeth Edwards since 1969. There's nothing to be found. They are A++++++
  •  I like when Kos curses (none)
    makes me think that one day he too can be Vice President.
  •  I posted (none)
    on this one earlier in the week.  Kos, you got it right, but you left out the dumbest part of this whole piece and that was the comparison between Edwards and Jeff Bridges turn as "Starman."

    See it here:

    http://crazyhorse.dailykos.com/story/2004/7/7/172512/6001

    No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices. - Edward R. Murrow

    by CrazyHorse on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 02:02:11 PM PDT

  •  When considering Fineman ... (none)
    Let us never forget: shortly after 9-11, he called Bush "Our Boyish Knight With His Helmet of Graying Hair."  Ruminate on that for a second.  Try to keep down your lunch.  No one should mistake where this asshole stands.
  •  Howie "Me So Smart" Fineman (none)
    Would someone please explain to me why anyone pays this retard for his opinion?
  •  The hair (none)
    A sincere question: What's wrong with his hair these last few days ?

    And does he think no one notices ?

  •  What is the common denominator? (none)
     /other candidates that rose as fast, or faster, than Edwards -- Wendell Willkie, Thomas Dewey, Adlai Stevenson, Spiro Agnew and Geraldine Ferraro. /

    George's classmates on his performance at Harvard, "...completely out of his depth." (and two decades of drug and alcohol abuse haven't helped any.)

    by NorCalJim on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 08:44:49 PM PDT

  •  Howard Fineman ... (none)
    ... is a fucking brown-nosing Beltway pig.  Remember the vicious crap he continually wrote about Howard Dean?

    I wrote NBC and told them that I've quit watching NBC, MSNBC, and CNBC, and I've quit reading Newsweek.

    These guys are worse than Fox News Channel.  At least with Fox, you know from the frequently over-the-top content alone that you're watching a live-action cartoon.  But the NBC networks are more sinister, a highly polished malevolence.

    I've always felt a Democratic boycott of these stations was long in order.

  •  Here Toto! Here Toto! Come on, boy! Here Toto! (none)
    Shoot me if this has already been discussed to death, but why does Karl Rove get a free pass to remain "the little man behind the curtain"?

    Doesn't he have an unexplored past? Wouldn't his daily distractions be amusing enough to provide entertainment for the rest of us?

    Aren't there close-up photographs of his wife and children that we could use to identify them when we bump shoppingcarts in the grocery store?

    Considering his strategic importance in our "National Dialogue", why has he been allowed so much privacy?

    Why would a daily "Rove Watch" be out of the question - or, "going too far"?

    Why are string-pullers not fair game?

    "We come, we go; we see the show" - Ray Davies

    by slugnut on Sat Jul 10, 2004 at 07:28:17 AM PDT

  •  Other Risers (none)
    They may not have risen as far (so far) but here are some others:

    Jesse Ventura
    Arnold Schwarzenegger

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