I tried to write a more family-friendly headline, but the hell with it. Fineman is a tool, with this bizarre, idiotic, and asinine column betraying his obvious fantasy that Rove find dirt -- any dirt -- to marr Edwards' squeaky clean facade.
Edwards never got the full investigative media treatment in the primary season--he never really won enough primaries to warrant it. He will get that kind of tough handling at some point now. One top Bush-Cheney "oppo" guy told me that BC04 wasn't going to bother digging for and dishing stories about Edwards. They think Kerry is the far richer target, and Edwards the far more attractive campaigner. Why draw attention to Edwards? OK. But if there's something to be found--if there is something more, and something less attractive, to the story of John Edwards--Karl Rove and his minions in the Republican Party will find it.
So what the fuck is it, Howie? What is this horrible, dark secret that Rove will find? Do you have any idea? No? Are you just making shit up? Pulling it out of your ass? Because that's what it looks like.Josh Marshall lays the smackdown, using much cleaner language than me.
My synopsis of the new Howard Fineman article on John Edwards ...
Josh then makes a mockery of the central thesis of Fineman's bizarre fantasy-rant: that only Ike has risen this far in politics faster than Edwards. John Edwards is a man in a hurry. Maybe too much of a hurry. No one's ever been in such a hurry except for the other people who've been in a hurry.* And when you're in a hurry you make mistakes. And if Edwards made mistakes you can be sure Karl Rove will find out. And if Rove finds out about Edwards' hidden mistakes it'll be a bad day for Edwards and John Kerry. And now Edwards is in the fight of his life. And it's only a matter of time before Rove lowers the boom on Edwards' mistakes -- if he made any. And if he did, boy will Karl Rove ever find them and lower the boom on them.
That asterisk is a reference to this paragraph, the second of the article ...
Then Josh helps Fineman out with other candidates that rose as fast, or faster, than Edwards -- Wendell Willkie, Thomas Dewey, Adlai Stevenson, Spiro Agnew and Geraldine Ferraro.
Except for Ike, I can't think of anyone in modern times that entered electoral politics and gained a place on a major-party ticket on such a hurried timetable. Dan Quayle, who'd held office for 12 years when George H.W. Bush picked him, was a grizzled veteran compared with Edwards. Yes, George W. Bush had been governor of Texas for only six years when he won the presidency. But he had run for the House years earlier, and essentially had spent his entire life in the family business of politics. (A helpful reader points out to me that Richard Nixon had a similarly rapid rise. Elected to the House in 1946, he became Ike's running mate in 1952. But an Edwards-Nixon comparison is hardly one that Democrats would like to make.)So, Bush was in a hurry too. But he once ran for the House between business failures and, besides, for him politics is genetic. And Nixon did it in six too; but he did bad stuff so that doesn't count.
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