This is too good to be true. Michael Moore has released
tape and transcript from an interview with Porter Goss, the new director of the CIA.
In this interview, Goss says the following:
I couldn't get a job with CIA today. I am not qualified. I don't have the language skills. I, you know, my language skills were romance languages and stuff. We're looking for Arabists today. I don't have the cultural background probably. And I certainly don't have the technical skills, uh, as my children remind me every day...
Which explains perfectly why Bush says he's "just the man for the job."
Craziness. Props to the BBC for tipping me off to this, too.