*Funny* Obama -Keyes Debate Poll

The Illinois Leader, the home of all coverage in illinois favorable to Alan Keyes (Because no one else in the state things there is any) has a laugh out loud deliberately funny webpoll on the first radio debate between Keyes and Obama. As of right now you can vote at http://www.illinoisleader.com and if they've changed to a different webpoll, you can still see the results of this one at http://www.illinoisleader.com/poll/pollview.asp?p=236 .

One of the choices on what will happen in the first debate
"Alan Keyes will reveal that not only is Jesus Christ not going to vote for Obama but that Christ has also decided to intervene on Keyes' behalf"

•  I like this one

  "Sen. Obama will use the following rebuttal line in response to a Keyes answer at least once: 'this is a reason I'm up 50 points.'"

  Ha!

  by Categorically Imperative on Tue Oct 12, 2004 at 05:42:05 AM PDT

•  I am mystified

  That "MTV Celebrity Death Match" isn't winning. C'mon, people! Let's freep this poll (um, not sure HOW, but c'mon anyway!).

  5:30 am on Tuesday morn ...

  The Universe is a big place ... perhaps the biggest. -Kilgore Trout

  by fugitive on Tue Oct 12, 2004 at 07:27:11 AM PDT

  •  Obama would knock him out in 5 seconds flat

    MTV wouldn't even want to waste the time making the claymations.  :P

    by Asak on Tue Oct 12, 2004 at 08:12:32 AM PDT