The Illinois Leader, the home of all coverage in illinois favorable to Alan Keyes (Because no one else in the state things there is any) has a laugh out loud deliberately funny webpoll on the first radio debate between Keyes and Obama. As of right now you can vote at
http://www.illinoisleader.com and if they've changed to a different webpoll, you can still see the results of this one at
http://www.illinoisleader.com/poll/pollview.asp?p=236 .
One of the choices on what will happen in the first debate
"Alan Keyes will reveal that not only is Jesus Christ not going to vote for Obama but that Christ has also decided to intervene on Keyes' behalf"