Kerry Won
(Sung to the tune of "Carry On", by Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young)
One morning I woke up and I knew
It was really John
A new day, a new way, and soon I'll
See Dubya gone
Go away, and don't whine
Kerry won!
The voters have spoken, and they said
Can't take no more
Election rejection, now Dubya
Is out the door
Rejoice, rejoice, we've made our choice, and
Kerry won!
Good fortune - the tables are able
To be turned
The next bus to Texas will take Shrub
`Cuz he's been spurned
He'll sing the blues and start back on the booze, `cuz
Kerry won!
Kerry won!
Dubya's crumbling
Dubya's crumbling, after all!
Where will you go, Republicans?
Where will you be tomorrow?
Will you share our happiness?
Drown yourselves in sorrow?
Oh, the questions of departed dreams
Junior trashed them, so it seems
Dubya turned them all to debris
You were better off before
Shrub let you down
What was it made you run
Someone like that who was just a clown?
Oh, the questions of departed dreams
Junior trashed them, so it seems
Dubya turned them all to debris