Reason #5583478454084652432424 why I'll never win a Pulitzer:
My damn potty mouth.
Also? The new 250-character-minimum rule for diary entries is kind of a problem for me--while my cartoons themselves generally have WAY over 250 characters (and a more cohesive point than many, many diary entries these days), the HTML image tag for the cartoon is less than 50 characters, and it seems rather silly for me to have to pad out these entries with extraneous crap, nor do I really have the time.
Maybe the powers-that-be around here can make an exception to the 250-character-rule for me? Because, you know, I'm special and stuff. :-)
Or maybe my days of posting cartoons here are through...?