In 1984, a young maverick comedian named Andy Kaufman seemed at the top of his game. He was the Inter-Gender Continental Wrestling champion, and a well-known TV star from the hit show TAXI.
Then suddenly he vanished...(or died -- if you believe gossip and autopsy results)
That same year, a young maverick politician from Massachusetts made his first debut on the national scene, running for United States Senator. John F. Kerry. He won.
Kaufman was never seen again, but Kerry is about to become the 44th president of the United States.
With a little help from BuckTeeth and the Mighty Krusty (my friends on the right-wing blogs), I managed to piece the puzzle together. Drudge will be breaking this later tonight...
Kaufman arises from the grave, with the ULTIMATE practical joke...we've all been punked again, Andy.