Draft Bush

In the last several days, in cafes and bars, I've heard several conversations about the impending draft. Very worried people, talking about the apparent inevitability of a draft if we don't get rid of Bush. I just listened, but it occurred to me ...

Draft Bush ... he should have been drafted when he failed to report for duty in 1972 ...

Draft Bush ... as the vacation president, taking over 250 days off so far, including August 2001 ... maybe be should be required to show up for his "hard work" ...?

Draft Bush ... or maybe the Republicans will use the slogan, meaning they think he ought to be drafted for another tour of duty as Commander in Chief ... maybe we can get them to use it?

And everyone who hears it will be succinctly reminded that Bush means you and your children will be drafted into his deadly wars of attrition.

Draft Bush